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  1. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  2. ridemydino ridemydino
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    November 3, 2012 6:33pm UTC
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  3. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
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    November 4, 2012 1:20am UTC
    So today, I was at JcPenny's shopping for jeans. This special needs girl, who looked about 15 or 16, was there. She was clapping& making all these sounds. She then came up to me, grabbed my hand& started walking with me. I had no idea why, because I didn't know her. But her mother was right behind us, so I decided to interlock my fingers with hers and continue walking. A group of girls were giggling, and others were staring, but I didn't care. When we reached the escalator, she gave me a hug. So I hugged her back. I looked at her mom, who was smiling and almost in tears. She then said to me, "Thank you. So much. That's the first time I've seen my little girl smile since her accident."
    I'm so glad I was the reason for her smile.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
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    November 5, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    A way to cope with being ugly:
    During the ancient times in South America when Aztecs were in power, the beautiful attractive people would be sacrficed to the gods for their beauty. So um atleast I would never be sacrificed lol.

  5. yourcool yourcool
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    November 5, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, "That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM! UGH WHY ARE ALL MY OPTS WALKING BY EACHOTHER WITHOUT NOTICING?"
    We're like in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much
    and getting asked to prom and the homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway. And what a big, juicy plot twist reality is.

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Parents: So what are you learning in math at the moment?
    Me: That's a good question.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
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    November 9, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    The best times to kiss a girl
    When she’s babbling on about something.
    When you’re arguing.
    When you see her.
    When you’re with her.
    When you’re with your friends.
    When she cries.
    When she's happy.
    When she does something you love.
    After you ask her out.
    After she says she loves you.
    After you just kissed her.
    Before you leave.
    My point is,
    whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her.
    It makes her feel loved.

  9. yourcool yourcool
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    November 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    black friday:
    because only in america, people trample others for sales exactly one day after for being thankful for what they already have.

  10. PotterHeadPride PotterHeadPride
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    November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  11. YupItsHannnah YupItsHannnah
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    November 4, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    november 4th.
    my names hannah.
    i'm sixteen years old, and a sophomore in high school.
    four days ago, i found out i was pregnant.
    i didn't even know i could have kids.
    my doctor told me a year ago it was almost impossible.
    i haven't went to the doctors yet.
    i took two home pregnancy tests, and both came out positive.
    the daddy is sticking by me.
    as bad as this sounds, he asked me to marry him.
    he's eighteen.
    and i said yes.
    i've told my mom and brother.
    and they're both extrememly mad at me,
    and refuse to talk to me right now.
    i just need a little support,
    and i seem to be finding none of it anywhere.

  12. Skimrande Skimrande
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    November 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC
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  14. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
    "Math."

  15. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
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    November 10, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Lol So True: #231
    You and your rumors have two things in common. You're both fake and you both get around.
    lolsotrue.com

  16. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
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    November 10, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    i'm going to write a journal
    WITH ALL MY PAINFUL THOUGHTS INSIDE
    then when it's full with
    WORDS OF HATE AND REGRET, I'M GOING
    to burn it to ashes. i'm going to
    BURN MY INSECURITIES AWAY...

  17. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
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    November 10, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    when i say i'm fine I want you to
    look past my lies and see the pain in my eyes ♥
    -nmf. i'm fine.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
    "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

  19. xRutty9078 xRutty9078
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    July 11, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Beauty tip, #1
    Skip the foundation
    If you have acne the first thing you want to do is slather on the thick foundation. Foundation is for women over 35. Not only will it cover up your natural beauty, but foundation on a teenager looks anything but natural. Instead, cover up blemishes with concealer, then follow with a powder or tinted moisturizer. Tinted moisturizers tend to be lighter than heavy foundations.
    Should I do a series? 15+ faves for more!
    **Not my tip, I got them off the internet. :)


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