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robbylover2010

1. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 11:48am UTC
   The average woman would rather have beauty than
   brains, because the average man can see better than
   he can think.
   
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2. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 11:25am UTC
   As I lay in bed and gaze up at the stars, I suddenly wonder: "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
   
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3. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   *AT BAND COOKOUT/SWIM PARTY-STANDING BEHIND BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER*
   FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY:HI I'M NATHAN!
   ME:HELLO
   BOY:YOU'RE PRETTY
   ME:UM, THANKS.....
   BOY:CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
   ME:UM,DEAR, OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW OLD EXACTLY DO YOU THINK I AM?
   BOY:SEVEN
   ME: OH, WELL I'M NOT SEVEN. I'M THIRTEEN.
   BOY: *YELLING* NO! YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH TO BE THIRTEEN! YOU'RE SEVEN!
   ME: :( SAD FACE :(
   
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4. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 11:52pm UTC
   I LOVE YOU HAS EIGHT LETTERS......
   </3
   BUT SO DOES BULLSHIT.......
   
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5. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   *</3*</3*</3*
   Hearts are broken for words not spoken, so say what you feel before it's too late............
   
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6. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 4:10pm UTC
   Me:*running into walmart* HEY WHAT YEAR IS IT!
   Some random person:2012!
   Me:IT WORKED!!!!*Runs out of walmart*
   hahahahahahahahahahahaha Do you get it?
   
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7. robbylover2010
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   DEAR GUYS,
   If you really wanna make a girl smile,
   Love her for her personality,
   not the size of her chest
   or the amount of make-up she wears.....
   
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