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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I am starting to feel
    less and less part of my friend group
    every single day.

  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.
    NFM/FMQ


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    And who else wants to be
    kissed under the mistletoe
    this year?

  5. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:53pm UTC
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  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:27pm UTC
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    fact ;
    birthdays are good for your health
    studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    fact ;
    more people would read the bible if it was called,
    "The Adventures of Jesus and Friends".

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    fact ;
    if facebook ever shut down, we would see people
    roaming the streets, shoving pictures of themselves in peoples faces
    and screaming, "DO YOU LIKE THIS? POKE ME!!!"

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    my maths teacher thought that crumping
    had something to do with crumpets.

  12. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    format by XxprettixX
    HATERS
    Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Sucess
    Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Last year I asked santa
    FOR THE SEXIEST PERSON EVER FOR CHRISTMAS. I WOKE UP IN A BOX.
    NMQ
    NOT TRUE.

  15. HesMyDrug HesMyDrug
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:43pm UTC
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  16. lizzyforever11 lizzyforever11
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Im sexy and I know it,
    you're slutty and you blow it .
    NMF

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 12:51am UTC
    to do list:
    get a tattoo of the sun on my foot.
    walk on sunshine.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 12:58am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    you have names for the voices in your head.

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:00am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    you get scared half to death. twice.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:02am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    lady gaga thinks you dress weirdly.

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