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rivers_of_red

1. rivers_of_red
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 10:42am UTC
   Art Teacher- "There are two parts to the stone age, the neolithic and the paleolithic, which came first?"
   Random Kid- "mesopatamia!"
   Me-"BAHAHAHA, you are the weakest link!"
   
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2. rivers_of_red
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   May 14, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   if a guy likes you, he will make time for you, even if he plays hard to get HE WILL MAKE TIME FOR YOU, if he doesnt then dont make time for him and move on.
   
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3. rivers_of_red
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   May 10, 2012 10:07am UTC
   It's not about how people see you, its about how see yourself.
   only problem is..
   I hate what I see
   
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4. rivers_of_red
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   May 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   When life gets harder.....
   You just leveled up.
   
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5. rivers_of_red
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   April 13, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   If he truely cared, he wouldn't of even dared to of hurt you the first time, let alone the second one.
   
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6. rivers_of_red
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   January 23, 2012 12:14pm UTC
   i'll slay my own dragon, i wont wait for a loser in tin foil to do it.
   
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7. rivers_of_red
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   January 23, 2012 12:01pm UTC
   what's funny is you left.
   whats hilarious is you could hear me laughing through the closed door.
   
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8. rivers_of_red
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   January 20, 2012 11:03am UTC
   I may look like the girl next door
   But i will kick your butt like the beach down the block
   
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9. rivers_of_red
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   January 10, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   When I say I'm okay, it's not because I am, it's because I know I will be.
   
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10. rivers_of_red
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    January 6, 2012 11:06am UTC
    I always felt like a freak of nature.....then I met my best friend :)
    
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11. rivers_of_red
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    November 16, 2011 10:24am UTC
    "im against violence, but there's nothing like a good fight"
    ....as said by my english teacher
    
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12. rivers_of_red
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    November 15, 2011 10:52am UTC
    teacher quotes #1
    Teacher: she was a genius, that's why she put her head in the oven and committed suicide by breathing in all that carbon monoxide. you can do the same in your garage if you ever want to give it a go.
    
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13. rivers_of_red
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    October 13, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you weigh yourself before you poo
    then you weigh yourself after..... and you lost a pound
    
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14. rivers_of_red
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    October 13, 2011 8:23am UTC
    that mood where you turn into a fire breathing dragon and everyone just needs to run and hide from you.....
    
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15. rivers_of_red
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    October 10, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. rivers_of_red
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    October 10, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    The little things like giving her your jacket, putting your arm around her, holding her hand in public, or just wanting to be around her no matter what
    mean a lot more to me than any expensive gift you could ever get me
    
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17. rivers_of_red
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    October 10, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    that annoying happy moment when you cant HIM off your mind
    
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18. rivers_of_red
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    October 4, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Well someone didn't get a toy with their happy meal
    
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19. rivers_of_red
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    September 1, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    my ex saw me with a new guy (a better one)
    the look on his face...PRICELESS
    
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20. rivers_of_red
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    July 24, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    my boyfriend posted on facebook about the fight we had....an hour later one of his friends posted trade her in for a newer model...i have never been so angry and hurt.......
    
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