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  1. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    ♡♡♡
    And you're the reason I wake up every morning<3.
    Sike, I got school.

  2. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 1:28pm UTC
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    On witty in school<3
    What now b*tches!!!format by sandrasaurus

  3. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    October 14, 2011 1:15pm UTC
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  4. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    October 13, 2011 8:15pm UTC
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  5. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    *Friend tells a story
    "Did you like it?(:"
    *Me not even paying attention
    "Oh, yeah!"
    *Thinking to myself, "What the hell did she
    just say?"

  6. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    October 11, 2011 7:37pm UTC
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  7. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    October 1, 2011 1:04am UTC
    Friend 1: *Has two objects in hand* Which one do you want?
    Friend 2: Umm...that one!
    Friend 1: Well, maybe I want that one!
    Friend 2: Well you asked me which one I wanted!

  8. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Kissing test
    1.Hold you breath
    2.Click add a quote
    3.Copy and paste this quote
    4.If you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;

  9. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 10:51am UTC
    You turn her off so bad she's in the 96 position...

  10. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Type your name: Marissa
    Type your name with your elbow: m,kmqriawwqa
    Type your name with your eyes closed: marissa
    Bash your head into the keyboard: q4yrg7vcf 73
    **Now repost this quote but delete my answers (:

  11. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    Mental Age Test :)
    [] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
    [] You own a credit/debit card
    [] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You’ve done your own laundry
    [] You can vote in an election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [] You think politics are interesting
    [] You show up for school late a lot
    [x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
    [x] You’ve never gotten a detention
    [x] You have forgotten your own birthday
    [x] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
    [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [x] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it[Usually]
    [x] You can mow the lawn
    [] You study even when you don’t have to
    [x] You have hand washed a car before
    [x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
    [] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [x] You cant go to the store without getting something you don’t need
    [] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type pretty quick
    [] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    ] You have been to a Tupperware party
    [x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [] You have more bills than you can pay
    [x] You have been to the beach
    [x] You use the Internet every day
    [x] You have been outside of your state 3 or more times
    [] You make your bed in the morning
    20!

  12. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    MAKE YOUR OWN SENTENCE!
    BIRTHDAY MONTH
    January - I kissed
    February- I hugged
    March- I slapped
    April- I f*cked
    May- I touched 'whos' as.s
    June- I danced with
    July- I showered with
    August- I sang with
    September- I'm best friends with
    October- I touched 'whos' hair
    November- I married
    December- I partied with
    HAIR COLOR
    Blonde- Harry Styles
    Dark Brown- Justin Bieber
    Redhead/Ginger - Drake
    Light Brown- Chris Brown
    Black- Joe Jonas
    Other- Bruno Mars
    SHIRT COLOR
    Pink - On a Monday
    Blue- On a Tuesday
    White- On a Wednesday
    Green- On a Thursday
    Red- On a Friday
    Black- On a Saturday
    Other- On a Sunday
    FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
    A- Because I was drunk
    B- Because I love pudding
    C- Because he's worth it
    D- And then I made-out with him
    E- Because my mom told me to
    F- Because he wrote me a song
    G- Because he asked me to
    H- Because he sang to me
    I- And I enjoyed it
    J- And then I killed him
    K- Because it was my destiny
    L- Because I said so
    M- Because I love his hair
    N- Because I love his personality
    O- Because I'm cool
    P- Because it was my homework
    Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
    R- Jk I didn't
    S- Because we're in love
    T- Because his mother told us to
    U- Because he likes me
    V- And then we ate oreos
    W- And then we ate carrots
    X- Because I'm a stalker
    Y- Because I wanted to
    Z- And then we went to the pool
    ididitcauseitwas
    FUNNY:)
    I showered with Justin Bieber on a Wednesday because I love his hair. (;

  13. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    How did I end up right here, with you.
    After all the things that I've been through♥

  14. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    August 25, 2011 10:36pm UTC
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  15. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a, bed of roses. Sink me in the river, at dawn.
    S e n d m e a w a y w i t h t h e w o r d s o f a
    l o v e s o n g < 3
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  16. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Nikki Camaro
    YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The Singing Rain Tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite montth)
    Cameron July
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    Blue Zebra
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Nicole New Castle
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    butma
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The Green Gatorade
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    John James
    STRIPPER NAME:
    (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
    Love and Luck Lollipop
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Spring Rose
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Strawberry Panty
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Pancake Cherry Blossom
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want + Cullen)
    Skylar Cullen

  17. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    August 22, 2011 11:13pm UTC
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  18. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    In High School Musical,they turn every conversation into
    a musical number.
    nmf

  19. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
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    August 22, 2011 2:13pm UTC
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  20. riss_babyyy riss_babyyy
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    Whenever I want you,
    all I have to do
    is
    DREAm

    nmf

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