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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Using the word "thingy" when
you can't remember what something is called.

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:40pm UTC

I DON'T NEED SOMEONE THAT
SEES THE GOOD IN ME.
I NEED SOMEONE THAT SEES THE BAD
& still wants me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

That millisecond you think
you're going to die when you lean back in your chair a little to far.

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HugsNotDrugs
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Crush: Hey, how are you?
Girl: Fine. :)
Crush: I asked how you were, not how you looked.
♥

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 6:53am UTC

Every school has these girls...
1. the self O B S E S S E D one
2. the one who pretends to be stupid
3. the one who is b o r e d with everything
4. the one obsessed with horses
5. the rich one who won't shut up
6. the preppy one
7. the super smart one
8. the c r a z y athletic one
9. the runway stylish one
10. the awkward one
format by jimmy365

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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HugsNotDrugs
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Girl: YES! I'm finally over him!
Friend: Great, Do you want some water?
Girl: He drank water..
♥

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liarliar6996
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Imagine if...
You suddenly woke up
and your whole life had been a dream.
That your actually a completely different person , living life in a completely different world.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Stumbling across a really old song,
& still being able to remember the lyrics like its nothing.

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AustinH
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February 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Britian: Excuse me.
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the f.ck out of my way!

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xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC

That Feeling When,
You Said Something Funny And Everyone Laughs So You Just Sit There Like a Boss.

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 2:48pm UTC

I n m y l i f e
I've learned more spanish from Dora ,
Then my spanish teacher.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Apologizing to your pets when
you accidentally hit them.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC

That nervous feeling you get when
you talk to someone you really like.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:19pm UTC

After insulting someone I say
"just kidding" even if i was being dead serious.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 1:08pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That awkward moment
When you see an exboyfriend while you are with your current boyfriend.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:49pm UTC

One of the weirdest feelings is when
you can't remember what you just did a few seconds ago.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Friend: How far have you gone with a guy?
Me: One time, we went to McDonald's, it was pretty far.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 2:52pm UTC

You look silly with
your head tilted like that.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:06am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That annoying person in class
That thinks he's Albert Einstein.

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