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riley27
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March 27, 2009 6:18pm UTC

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riley27
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March 27, 2009 6:07pm UTC

you wanna know why im so many people s favorite korean and iraqean friend because i have a little weapon of mass destruction found in a secret place somewher e down the road or should i say waist
MY PE***

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riley27
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March 27, 2009 5:57pm UTC

i got milk the company is lucky they didn't give thei got milk company to drug addicts cause then it would be
I Got Weed and Crack!

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riley27
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March 27, 2009 5:48pm UTC

3 Funny jokes
1.Your mama so fat whenshe went to work she brung her stomach instead of her lunch bag.
2.your moma so stupid she brung a spoon to the super bowl
3. your moma so fat she was born with one leg and one eye they nicknamed her ihop

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riley27
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March 7, 2009 12:03am UTC

the quote or joke today is that my teacher is an aztec indian an azz tec??????????????

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riley27
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March 2, 2009 11:44pm UTC

Good thing Apple didn't make an iTouch for
kids, because then they would have to call it..
iTouch Kids

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riley27
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March 2, 2009 11:42pm UTC

You cry---> I cry
You laugh---> I laugh
You jump off a cliff... k
---> I laugh even harder <---

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riley27
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March 2, 2009 11:40pm UTC

if she is hot she should be the heat up on the pot
if she is ugly your better off running away to bugbey

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riley27
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March 2, 2009 11:37pm UTC

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im cool

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