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Nice to meet you, I'm Jess. I love One Direction. But I'm not one of those cringey fangirls, so save your "Oh em gee I luv harry!!!" I'm a grammar Nazi. I will n e v e r understand why it is so hard to SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY AND USE PUNCTUATION IN THE RIGHT PLACES. I guess I'm a little pessimistic, because whenever I think on the bright side, things tend to go wrong. I'm Fourteen. I live in the North West of England, and it rains. All the time. I have blue/grey eyes , wavy-ish blonde hair, and I'm very tall. I am a massive fan of MUSIC. Particularly, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, Marina and The Diamonds, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Nina Nesbitt, One Direction, The Maine, We Are the In Crowd, Lewis Mokler, and Lewis Watson. (in no order).I used to be into more chart music, but lately, I've gone off it, with the exception of One Direction - but I prefer them as people to their music, anyway. Things to do while you're here;; 1) Follow me 2) Follow me on TWITTER: @sayhellotojess 3) Follow me on TUMBLR: say--yes--to--jess.tumblr.com 4) Fave my quotes Thank you.

rightleftonedirection
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November 17, 2012 4:26am UTC

If you won't laugh at my jokes then I will

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rightleftonedirection
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November 14, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Guys, can I have some advice?
My friend started cutting recently. 6 or 7 on one arm. I never thought she'd do it. Whenever we discussed how worried we were about people we know who cut, she always looked horrified about the idea.
I don't think anyone else has noticed. I have.
How can I talk to her about it, and help her? Without making it seem like I'm doing it for gossip, or because I'm just curious? I'm worried.

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rightleftonedirection
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November 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC

SO, I found my crush on Facebook, stalked his facebook, did some, shall we say...'research', and now I have two options on where he works.
All in twenty minutes.
Us Wittians could beat the FBI anytime.

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rightleftonedirection
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September 26, 2012 4:44pm UTC

&+ until you've properly, heartwrenchingly, missed someone, so much it feels like you aren't complete without them...
...you can't say you understand.

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rightleftonedirection
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August 25, 2012 2:26pm UTC

i hate you for making me love you.♥

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rightleftonedirection
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August 16, 2012 7:01am UTC

And he has the cutest smile.

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rightleftonedirection
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August 15, 2012 8:42am UTC

Carly: I threw a wish in a well.
Me: How do you throw a wish in a well?
Carly: Don't ask me I'll never tell.
Me:...k

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rightleftonedirection
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August 14, 2012 5:55am UTC

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.♥

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rightleftonedirection
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August 12, 2012 7:10am UTC

HERE'S A HAPPY STORY
ive been in love with this one guy since I can remember, he lives 6 hours away, our families are friends. after seeing him for a couple of days every year, we went on holiday to france together. i was looking forward to it more than anything ever. i really thought something could happen. i believed we were perfect for each other.
over the week, we became closer, had some laughs, and shared a few jokes. when my family left where we were staying, he gave me a goodbye kiss a goodbye high five.
I miss him so much. I love him so much. I made a list of over 100 reasons why I love him. And I can't get on with my life.
Turns out that wasn't so happy after all.
Where's the vent category when you need it?

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rightleftonedirection
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July 28, 2012 5:02am UTC

I'm going on holiday with him on Wednesday.
Wish me luck.♥

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rightleftonedirection
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July 18, 2012 1:56pm UTC

I’m captivated by you baby like a firework show♥

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rightleftonedirection
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December 19, 2011 4:17am UTC

Awkward moment when you can`t get High School Musical out of your head….

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rightleftonedirection
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December 19, 2011 4:13am UTC

An 11 year-old told me today, that she wanted a £200 ring for Christmas.
What is this world coming to..