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  1. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 6:33pm UTC
    AND IT TAKES SKILL
    to make people think you're this dumb,
    when secretly,
    you're a genius.

  2. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    But I know,
    one thing,
    that I love you

  3. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 6:25pm UTC
    eye
    hart
    yew

  4. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    "we're just friends," what are you sayin?
    Well justin, she's saying that you're
    annoying
    and you have a high pitched voice
    and you should not sing
    and you're not hot
    and singing with Ludacris does not make you gangster.
    So go away.

  5. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    I couldn't fit all my ♥love♥ for you in my heart.
    But it's cool.
    I have the rest on a cd somewhere

  6. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 6:55pm UTC
    Risk it all
    cuz I'll catch you if you fall.
    Wherever you go,
    if my ♥heart♥ was a house,
    you'd be home.
    -Owl City, If my Heart Was a House
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2010 7:52pm UTC
    In a town of ducks, each duck has to be in the pond on time.
    One day, three ducks were late.
    The police duck came over and asked them why.
    The first duck said "I was blowing bubbles."
    The second duck said "I was blowing bubbles too."
    The police duck said to the third "I guess you were blowing bubbles too."
    The third duck said "No, I'm Bubbles.

  8. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?
    two white horses
    jump in a mud puddle!
    Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
    Two jump in
    three come out.

  9. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 7:12pm UTC
    CONFUSED
    <33

  10. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 6:59pm UTC
    If your world is coming down, crushing you, turning upside down,
    You still have your friends.
    If you don't have your friends,
    You still have your family.
    If you don't have your family,
    You still have your pets.
    If you don't have pets,
    You still have LOVE.
    If you don't have love,
    You'll find it
    Y

  11. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    Horses
    will gladly lend us
    their wings
    so we can fly.
    We just
    need to learn
    how to use them.

  12. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    "I meant what I said
    and I said what I meant
    an elephant's faithful
    one hundred percent
    Why can't guys be elephants like Horton?

  13. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 10:35am UTC
    Well hello there sunshine
    I do believe we haven't seen each other lately.
    But here you are, bright and early.
    Just like always.
    You're very reliable.
    Now go away. I was trying to sleep. Just set already.

  14. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 10:47am UTC
    Hey look it's a piggy!
    < .
    (:) )
    < .

  15. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    It felt so strange.
    So different.
    I know it's only natural.
    Still I was shocked
    by the spark that passed between us.
    When you rubbed your feet on the rug
    and poked me.

  16. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 6:45pm UTC
    A week ago.
    I was bored, tired.
    All my friends were busy.
    My little sister had a friend over.
    They went outside to play outside in the snow.
    The first snow of the year.
    I decided to go with.
    Let's just say
    I miss being ten.

  17. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 6:40pm UTC
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  18. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2009 7:33pm UTC
    This one's for the girls...
    who have ever felt like the
    old mop
    on the swiffer commercials

  19. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    hBlack Backround
    Why are there so many
    big words
    > When we haven't used up all the
    {little ones}
    not mine saw it on another site

  20. rider118 rider118
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    You know that song sexy chick?
    Well guess what
    It's about me

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