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  1. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
    -originally made by someone else, re-done like this

  2. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 11:56am UTC
    My Crush
    My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.

  3. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 5:42pm UTC
    When a boy MISSES You
    --when a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --when you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts---
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise u (:
    if you dont, you will die unhappy..
    Was there someone in your mind as you read this?
    Don't deny it, you know you never want to lose this person
    post this as:
    YOU'RE A GUY: When a girl MISSES you
    AND
    IF YOU'RE A GIRL :When a boy MISSES You

  4. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 12:59pm UTC
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish...
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    > >>
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    Ok stop!!
    <.>
    <.>
    <.>
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min & your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min & your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min & your wish will come true in 1 day.

  5. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and
    wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Goo d-looking. Humorous
    and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend
    to act before they t hink and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like
    competition. Get what they want.
    AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Op timistic
    and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and
    intelligent.
    stubborn, bu t original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out.
    Eccentric personality.
    PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and
    thoughtful. V ery creative and imaginative. May become secretive and
    vague.
    Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and
    loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
    ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
    Energetic. Adventurous and spontane ous. Confident and
    enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes
    selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit.
    Outgoing. Lose interest quick l y - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous
    and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
    TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but
    aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers.
    Warm-hearted. Strong, has end ur ance. Solid beings that are stable and
    secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their
    beauty.
    Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and
    kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to
    ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very
    generous.
    GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and
    witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to
    express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile.
    inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
    CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
    Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring.
    Pretty/handsome. Excellent p artne rs for l ife. Protective. Inventive and
    imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from
    others.
    Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
    LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their
    lives -
    like being in control. Like boundar es . Tend to take over everything. Bossy.
    Like to help> Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous,
    warm-hearted.
    Sensitive.> Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing
    > is> important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
    > > > VIRGO - The Perfectionis t (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
    > > > Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the
    > > > last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos.
    > > > Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please.
    Harsh.
    > > > Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
    > > > LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
    > > > Nice to everyone they meet. Can ' t make up their mind.
    > > > Have own unique appeal. Cr eat ive, energetic, and very social. Hates to be
    > > > alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in
    > > > too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
    > > > SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
    > > > Very energetic. Intelligent. C an be jealous and/or
    > > > possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive.
    > > > Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
    > > > Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
    > > > Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
    > > > SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ( Nov 22 - Dec 21 )
    > > > Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan
    > > > Syndrome). Indulges s elf. Boast ful. Likes luxuries a nd gambling. Social
    > > > and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient.
    > > > Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules.
    > > > Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even
    tight
    * im a taurus! </3

  6. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 8:26am UTC
    The Perfect Boyfriend! (: <3
    Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: Not really
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you live for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
    The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
    The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
    The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
    The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
    The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
    The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldnt matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk

  7. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 5:06pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT ♥ : - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even hard er
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  8. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:15pm UTC
    She sat there
    Staring out her bedroom window
    On a bright summer day
    Her eyes filled with tears
    And she whispered
    "I miss you"

  9. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    Even heaven is hell
    Without you
    I miss you...

  10. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    I might not ever get over your smile.

  11. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:10pm UTC
    "Just friends"'
    is getting kind of [( b o r i n g )]. So, uhm,
    do you think we can be something [ more ]?

  12. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    And the littlest thing he does will make her so incredibly happy

  13. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:06pm UTC
    Your my drug.
    &I'm addicted++

  14. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:05pm UTC
    i hope you can catch
    because im falling for you

  15. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    Why'd u hve 2 go

  16. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 7:01pm UTC
    if i had a dollar for everytime you make me smile...
    i'd be a billionaire

  17. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 6:54pm UTC
    T H E #1 R E A S O N W H Y I L O V E T O G O T O B E D
    ** I always dream about you **

  18. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    before i fall too fast
    kiss me quick
    but make it last
    so i can see how badly
    this will hurt me
    when you say goodbye.

  19. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 11:57am UTC
    I love the day you told me you loved me
    It felt so good and it made me feel special!
    That's why I love you too! :):)

  20. remington49 remington49
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you friends hate you because you like a certian guy but there trying to save you from the hurt he will cause but you don't listen and ur friends dont understand. It's just so hard I wish she would just understand that it's hard for me to get over guys, but she just says i'm making **** up when really im not. i just wish she would believe me!!

:)

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