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  1. Getting_Better Getting_Better
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Things have been picture perfect between us, so that's why I haven't written in awhile,
    I think that I'm not going to write anymore, because things are going to be good for a long time.
    You never know though.
    Anywhoooooo, I talked Trevor into getting a witty...
    Y'all should do me a really HUGE favor and follow him..
    His account name is;
    tpelkey
    Byyeee.(:

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 11:17am UTC
    Stop wasting your time, dear.
    Get out of bed. Switch off the laptop. Take a really long shower with your
    best-smelling shampoo. Dress up in something really, really comfortable.
    Put on some make-up if you feel like it, even if you're just hanging around the
    house today. Go make yourself something to eat - something tasty and filling.
    Watch the cheesiest, funniest film you can think of. Text-spam your friends.
    Listen to 90s pop music. Start reading that book you've been meaning to.
    Tease your siblings. Relax. Make an effort. Enjoy the day. ♥
    Format credit to Jade627 - I just played around with the colours. (Her quotes are the best, js.)

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    i'm single by choice. just not my choice.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    girl: sir can i go to the toilet
    male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
    girl: but im having girl issues
    male teacher: omfg go
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    » JUST FRIENDS ♥
    ( ( ( chapter 29 ) ) )
    “It’s a boy and girl?” Shane asked excitedly. Shane was surprised by his own reaction. He’d never cared enough to know the gender of the babies. But now that they’re finally here, he felt completely different.
    Savannah followed him into the room where Heather was holding a little baby boy in a blue blanket in her left arm and a little baby girl in a pink blanket in the other.
    “What are their names?” Shane asked.
    “We’ve decided your brother’s name is Grayson Chase, but we haven’t picked out a name for your sister yet,” Heather said. “We figured we’d let you name her.”
    “I can name her?” Shane asked, shocked.
    “But you have to make sure it sounds good with her middle name,” Heather said.
    “What’s her middle name?”
    “Savannah,” Heather smiled.
    “What?” Savannah asked excitedly. “You named her after me??”
    “You’re the reason I didn’t have her in the living room!” Heather laughed. “It’s because of you that professional doctors could actually deliver her in a safe and healthy way and I owe it to you that both of my babies were born like that. So thank you.”
    “What are you going to name her?” Savannah asked Shane eagerly.
    “Well, I’ve always liked the name Jordan for a girl,” he said.
    “Aww! Jordan Savannah! That’s so pretty, I love that! Don’t you, honey?” Heather asked Mr. Palmer.
    Shane looked at his father nervously, wondering if he would be okay with her name. After a moment Mr. Palmer smiled and said, “That’s a beautiful name.”
    Shane held his brother and sister and felt an immediate connection to both to both of them. He couldn’t wait to teach Grayson how to play football, play video games and pick up girls. And he couldn’t wait to protect Jordan the same way he did with Corinne, even though she’d hate it, and beat up all the guys who’d make her cry. He knew of course that at first it would be tough with two newborns in the house, but he couldn’t believe that for the longest time he didn’t want these kids.
    Shane held Jordan and Savannah held Grayson as Mr. Palmer took a picture for them. Shane put it on Instagram, getting over 200 likes. Mr. Palmer had really took a liking to Savannah, just as Heather had. Shane was so afraid they would hate her just because they knew he liked her, but he was pleasantly surprised when they invited her to the wedding that was six months away in July.
    But Shane’s happy moment was ruined within seconds with a text from Ava: What the f..ck are you doing with her? You said you would never talk to her again. You’re so full of sh..t.
    Note: I'm going on vacation tomorrow so I won't be uploading for a few days sorrrrryy

  7. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    » JUST FRIENDS ♥
    ( ( ( chapter 28 ) ) )
    “What??” Shane yelled back.
    “Your father isn’t back yet, help me!!” she screamed in pain from downstairs.
    Savannah and Shane both ran down as fast as they could to help Heather. “Call 9-1-1,” Savannah instructed Shane.
    “That’s going to take too long,” Heather cried. “Savannah, can you drive?”
    “I mean, I have my permit,” Savannah said.
    “Perfect, let’s go,” Heather grabbed Shane’s hand and stood up and walked to the door.
    Savannah was scared out of her mind. She’d just learned how to drive. She knew there was the possibility of her crashing but she didn’t have time to even worry about that. She grabbed the car keys off the living room table and helped her outside with Shane.
    Shane sat in the back with Heather as she cried and squeezed his hand so hard he lost feeling in it. “Savannah, call my dad,” Shane said, knowing he couldn’t because he could barely get his words out with Heather crushing his hand. He handed her a phone that was already dialing the number.
    “Uh, hi, Mr. Palmer?” Savannah asked into the phone. She’d never met him before but from what she’d heard from Shane, he was not a friendly man.
    “Who’s this?” Mr. Palmer asked, annoyed it was a girl.
    “This is Savannah Grant, Shane’s….friend,” Savannah didn’t know what to call herself. “I’m currently driving Heather to the hospital because she’s in labor.”
    “What?? Why didn’t you wait for an ambulance??”
    “Because-”
    “AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!” Heather screamed.
    “That’s why,” Savannah said.
    “Don’t talk on the phone and drive, just get her there safely! I’ll meet you there,” he hung up.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Shane and Savannah sat in the waiting room of the hospital for what felt like hours. Since they weren’t immediate family they couldn’t be in the room; only Mr. Palmer and Heather’s mom were allowed.
    “You know, now would be a good time to get a r.ape evaluation done, just to be safe and make sure you’re okay,” Shane said.
    “No, I don’t want to,” Savannah said.
    “Sav, I just want to make sure you’re okay.”
    “I’m fine,” she said. “Stop talking about it.”
    “Alright,” Shane backed off. “I just think-”
    “Shane,” Mr. Palmer stepped out. “Do you want to meet your new brother and sister?”
    Note: :)

  8. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
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    April 5, 2013 5:32pm UTC
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    April 5, 2013 5:22pm UTC
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    April 4, 2013 6:17pm UTC
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    April 4, 2013 6:11pm UTC
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  12. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    » JUST FRIENDS ♥
    ( ( ( chapter 23 ) ) )
    “Savannah wait, I'm so sorry,” Shane ran after her. But it was no use. She was already halfway down the hallway, running straight back to Ava.
    “What happened??” Ava asked shocked when her best friend came back to the cafeteria crying her eyes out, her makeup streaking down her face. She ran up and gave her friend a hug, but no words would come out of her, only cries.
    They walked out of the cafeteria together to go find Paige for a ride home when they saw Shane walking towards them.
    “Savannah,” he tried.
    “No, get the f..ck out of here!” Ava yelled at him and kept walking.
    ~~~~~~~~~
    That night at the basketball game, Savannah had composed herself so well, as if she’d never been crying at all. She and Ava wore matching outfits for the game which they’d planned on wearing to the party. Their blue crop tops, white Soffe shorts, blue knee socks and blue bandanas used as headbands to hold back their low pigtail braids attracted attention to them. Everyone from the school came to the games and dressed up, getting really into it, and knowing she and Ava had all of the guys’ attention made Savannah feel good.
    “You look hot!” Aaron yelled from the top row of the bleachers down to Savannah and Ava. He was wearing black shorts and his body was painted blue with two black lines underneath each of his eyes, just as the other seven guys he was sitting with, one being Shane.
    Ava looked up and smiled, Savannah winked.
    “She wants it, you saw that! You saw that wink!” Aaron said. “You can’t pretend you didn’t.”
    “We weren’t going to pretend we didn’t,” Shane rolled his eyes.
    “Palmer, I don’t know what you said to Savannah after school that made her angry, but I heard she cried so much. It’s not my fault you were a d..ck to her,” Aaron said. Shane ignored him and tried to focus on the game, but all he could pay attention to was the attention Savannah was drawing from the guys around her. He was still p..ssed that she was with Ava, but after what he said to her, he didn’t blame her.
    They’d won the game and while Savannah should have been happy for her school, she was still beyond upset. She knew she wasn’t going to do her normal four shots with Ava to just get tipsy- she’d be getting wasted.
    The party at the senior basketball player Mike Newman’s house started getting crazy but Savannah and Shane still managed to stay on opposite sides of the basement. Shane watched as guys flirted with Savannah, tapping her a..ss and giving her drinks. She’d had a lot to drink at this point and was just trying to look for Ava.
    “Savannah, let’s get a picture!” some guys said to her.
    “Okay,” she said, having no idea who they were. Every time she tried to look at someone’s face it became one big blur. But judging by their sizes, she could tell they were guys.
    “Where’s Ava?” she asked them.
    “She’s upstairs, I’ll take you,” said a guy who was about 6’4” with a muscular body.
    Note: what's going onnnnnn?

  13. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    » JUST FRIENDS ♥
    ( ( ( chapter 22 ) ) )
    That Monday at school, almost everybody knew that Shane and Savannah finally had s..x, but nobody knew how angry Shane was at her. He didn’t talk to her all day, or all that week and Savannah couldn’t understand why. After school on Friday, even though Shane usually would go home with one of his friends who could drive, he waited. He found Savannah in the cafeteria, talking with Ava.
    “Did he tell you anything about why he’s angry?” Shane heard Savannah ask Ava. Ava shifted her eyes toward Shane. Savannah turned around and stood up. “Shane,” she said.
    “Can I talk to you?” he asked. She nodded and he motioned for her to follow him. She looked back to Ava who nodded, letting her know it was okay to go with him and leave her alone.
    He led her down towards the gym and quickly booked it inside when the winter track team started running down the hallway. The basketball team could easily see Shane and Savannah talking in the corner behind the bleachers but kept their distance.
    “Are you done with me?” Savannah asked sadly.
    “What?” she caught Shane off guard. “No, why would you think that?”
    “Because you haven’t talked to me all week right after I had s..x with you and the first time Ava ever had s..x with Blake, he stopped talking to her. I don’t want that to happen with us.”
    “Blake’s an a..shole,” Shane said. “I wouldn’t do that to you Savannah. You know how much I love you, and I know you’re going to continue hooking up with other guys. But Chris Carter? Are you serious Savannah? You know how much I hate him.”
    “I didn’t know-” Savannah said meekly.
    “No! Don’t give me that, you did know. You knew very well that he hooked up with Ava when I was in love with her and now he did it again with you,” Shane tried not to attract too much attention to them.
    “Then maybe you should be mad at him! Not me!”
    “No Savannah, you knew that it would be wrong! Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to watch you fool around with all these guys and play me while you do it?”
    “I’m not playing you! Shane I’m not even with you, you can’t get mad at me!”
    “Savannah! You always come to me and talk about your hookups and every time I pretend to be happy for you. But you didn’t tell me about Chris and it’s because you knew I’d be angry. So then why would you do it in the first place?”
    “Because I could! You can’t tell me who I can and can’t get with. Ava told me she thought I could and-”
    “I don’t want you hanging out with Ava anymore.”
    “What??”
    “She’s such a bad influence on you. She’s given you such a bad reputation and turned you into the biggest wh..re. Guys are going to think it’s okay to take advantage of you. Do you want that Savannah?”
    “Of course not but-”
    “So then you won’t be hanging out with her.”
    “She’s my best friend, you can’t do that! I’m supposed to go with her tonight to one of the basketball player’s party after the game and you’re not going to tell me I can’t.”
    “Do you realize what she’s doing to you, Sav?? She’s a f..cking custy wh..re and always has been. You’re becoming just like her! Soon enough, everybody is going to hate you! Stop trying so hard to act like a sl..t! You can’t handle it when people talk badly about you. Example A, your cut up wrists. What are you going to do when you’re in the same position Ava was last year? You’ll get all the guys you f..cking want but none of them will actually care about you. You can cut yourself some more but nobody’s going to give a sh..t because you’re a pathetic wh..re who’s awful at trying to act like Ava! You’re not hanging out with her anymore!”
    “I hate you,” Savannah walked out of the gym with tears streaming down her face.
    Note: shane really doesn't know how to control his anger

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2046
    Saying you're
    nearly ready when you
    have just hopped out
    of the shower.
    tumblr

  15. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Dear millionaires,
    If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room,give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

  16. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Hush little laptop
    don't you cry
    mama's gunna find you some more wifi.

  17. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Me: I really can't stay
    Witty: But baby it's social outside
    nmq

  18. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Do you know what's funny at 4am?
    Everything.

  19. xiloveonedirectionx xiloveonedirectionx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    After a concert
    I realized the tour bus left
    without me.
    so I started running and screaming after it and,
    the boys thought I was
    a fan.
    -Liam Payne

  20. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    If you are a boy and a girl looks you with a disgusting face while you are doing something really stupid,
    she is probably faking it and she thinks that you are super cute.

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