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refugee27

xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC
Whenever I see a calendar,
I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:19pm UTC
What I don't understand is when couples fight, and one of them changes their status to "Single. :/"
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but you don't see
me updating my
status to "Orphan. :/"

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
Raising your hand when you are at homeBecause no one is paying attention to you.

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