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  1. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:39pm UTC
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    yeah, that
    girl's a h e a r t b r e a k e r
    & she'll make you cry, but when
    -you're without her-
    you m i s s h e r and wonder
    why. ✯✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯

  2. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    you've been awake for hours
    i've been awake for days,
    my eyes to feel like i'm asleep,
    stuck inside an empty dream.
    Please don't remove this!

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    Hearts are wild creatures,
    that's why our ribs are cages.

  4.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    He who laughs last,
    didn't get the f/cking joke.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:21am UTC
    WHEN BOYS SMELL GOOD AND THEY SIT NEAR YOU AND YOU JUST KIND OF INHALE THEIR EXISTANCE

  8. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:30am UTC
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    Hey, excuse me, could you tell me which pick up line works the best on you?

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    People: Why do you listen to the Devil's music?
    Me: Sorry.
    Me: I should've asked.
    Satan: *Rises from Hell*
    Satan: *Scowls at me as he takes his music back*

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:56am UTC
    witty didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:59am UTC
    my hobbies include being annoying without even trying

  13. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    3 months is nice and all
    But I think the real celebration
    Is when he puts up with me for the rest of our lives.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:42am UTC
    Me on Mondays: Mneh.
    Me on Tuesdays: Mneh
    Me on Wednesdays: Mneh
    Me on Thursdays: Mneh.
    Me on Fridays: Mneh.
    Me on Saturdays: Mneh
    Me on Sundays: Mneh.
    My emotion like doesn't change during the week
    Is this what no life feels like?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your as/s” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will ever annoy me.

  19. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 5:19am UTC
    if you ever feel like you're ugly
    just remember that you look like your ancestors
    and all of them got laid

  20. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:23am UTC
    You wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs,
    full of excitement.Somebody is stealing all of your christmas
    presents.It is jesus. “It's my birthday, not yours” he hisses
    menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.

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