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Calibri (Body) *
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August 30, 2014 10:16am UTC

Why did Voldemort cross the road?
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nobody nose

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
August 30, 2014 10:23am UTC

My obsession for Harry Potter is getting Riddikulus

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2203
Wearing your ugly
underwear when you think
your period is coming.
tumblr

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:21pm UTC

*going anywhere with my family*
me:can i stay in the car

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Passing gum in school is like a drug deal.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:28am UTC

My life:
if no one sees what clothes you are wearing you can wear them tomorrow to

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 10:43am UTC

I really don't have time for people who don't find me hilarious.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 11:52pm UTC

You will not be
punished for your
anger, you will be
punished by your
anger.
-Buddha

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 10:20am UTC

In real life, boy's don't come running back
in the middle of the night. In real life,
boys don't sneak through your
window. They just leave
and never say another
word to you, again.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:53am UTC

I'm 25% funny
"and 85% bad at math"

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pieloverhehe5225
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Jingle bells
Facebook smells.
Tumblr go away.
Myspace yuck,
bebo sucks.
Witty all the way. AYEEEEE.
♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:04pm UTC

I wish
I could pick my classmates every year...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:06pm UTC

& so today,
i was at the mall. i don't know why this happened
but when i was walking in the food court, i felt the
most insecure i'd ever felt in my life. there were
beautiful girls everywhere, and attractive guys
everywhere. i felt like the ugliest, fattest person
in the whole building. i hated the fact that nobody
looked at me today and thought 'wow, she's beautiful.'
all i want is for someone to be interested in me. but of
course, nobody falls for fat, stupid, pathetic losers like me.

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kay5999
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I hate:
How my hair doesn't stay straight
How my stomach isn't perfectly flat
How my thighs touch
How big my nose is
How my ears stick out
I hate how fat i am
I hate how I treat people
But most of all...
I HATE MYSELF

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jstallons
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:56pm UTC

oh you got
"swag"? don't
forget to put
that on your
McDonald's
application.

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jstallons
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 8:27pm UTC

To m o r row w e s h o u l d a l l
a g r ee o n a t i me t o d ro p t o
the g r o u n d a n d p re te nd t o
be d e ad.

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jstallons
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 1:40pm UTC

I don't have a bucket list but
my fucket list is a mile long.

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jstallons
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
over-hear a joke in someone else's conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.

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