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  1. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
    -Dr. Seuss

  2. xxsarahhxx19 xxsarahhxx19
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    i love it when guys
    wear plaid.

  3. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    ░░░░
    No one would ever understand
    Me and my best friend's sense of humor.

  4. ELIZA_GRACE ELIZA_GRACE
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Girl:
    Knock Knock!
    Boy:
    WHO'S THERE?!
    Girl:
    Cappuccino machine!
    Boy:
    Cappuccino machine who?
    Girl:
    I'm gonna hit you over the head with a cappuccino machine!
    Boy:
    Hahahahahhahha....huh?
    Girl:
    *hits him with cappuccino machine*
    Boy:
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
    [♥]

  5. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Wow, you're fast.
    I'm glad I caught up to you.
    I waited 5 hours for you.
    Why is your coat so big?
    So, good news - I saw a dog today.
    Have you seen a dog?
    You probably have.
    How was school?
    Was it fun?
    Did you get a lot of homework? Huh?
    Do you have any friends?
    Do you have a best friend?
    Does he have a big coat, too?

  6. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.

  7. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Am i the only one,
    who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

  8. Pocketfullofsmiiles Pocketfullofsmiiles
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    My mom had only one eye.
    I hated her… She was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
    How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?’
    My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.
    I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
    Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘How dare you come to my house and scare my children!’ GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!’
    And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,’ and she disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
    My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ‘My dearest son,
    I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.
    I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.
    You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.
    With all my love to you,
    Mom ♥

  9. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    I like eggs.
    -Debbie♥

  10. rebeccasarahhh rebeccasarahhh
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    & I'm sorry, if I hurt you.But I know that, all I want is you this Christmas.

  11. iloveyou610 iloveyou610
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry, but your scared i aint there,
    daddy's with you in your prayers ♥

  12. rebeccasarahhh rebeccasarahhh
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Wipe your tears, & pick your head up .
    Life Goes On ~

  13. ELIZA_GRACE ELIZA_GRACE
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    LIVE FROM HIS GARAGE,
    IT'S TOTALLY KYLE!
    -The Amanda Show

  14. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    It’s the most beautiful time of the year
    Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer
    I should be playing in the winter snow
    But I'mma be under the mistletoe

  15. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    And who else
    was obessed with automatic coupon disoensers when they were
    little.

  16. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    me: I really like him.
    friend: why?
    me: Are you serious? Have you seen his smile!?
    friend: You should tell him.. he likes you too.
    me: HE DOES? How do you know!?
    him: Because I know your friends password.

  19. xosamcheergurlxo xosamcheergurlxo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    me: sooo how was your day?(:
    Him: good
    Me: That's good! haha! do you have plans this weekend?
    Him: ya
    Me: awesome! i have none yetttt. ;P
    Him: ha
    Me: lolll. well ... i gtg now!
    Him: k
    Me: byeee! (:
    Him: bye
    Fave if you HATE when people only send one word answers.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    "hey do you remember that time when.."
    *mom walks in*
    "nevermind i'll tell you later."

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