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  1. readerx97 readerx97
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    May 6, 2012 2:49pm UTC
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    Listening to the radio and singing but mixing up half the words and then looking around to see if anyone noticed<3
    Just me?
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  2. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:12pm UTC
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    Laughing at a joke my brother said && then pushing him down the stairs <3
    Format by CookieDough
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  3. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    My brother thinks that Paul Bunyen made the Grand Conyon
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    *This is a conversation me and my friend had after seeing a bunch of lockers that had locks on them*
    Me: You better learn how to open a lock and get used to it
    Adela: Why... O_o cuz we're gonna be criminals
    Me: No cuz when u go to high school, you will have a lock on ur locker and u will have like 5 minutes to go to ur locker and get to class
    Adela:
    Me:
    Adela:
    Me:
    Adela: Ohh lmfao

  5. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Looking at the label for something and then saying "Aha! Finally there's something that
    China can't make!"

  6. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Zndnfifosms cnnxkdksnfbr ANYONE ELSE BORED?

  7. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Does anyone else hate it when they forward something to someone && that person forwards it back to them??? ♥♥
    Format made by Bananaaah

  8. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    Listening to 1D,
    Trying to find out who sings which part;
    Just me??? ♥

  9. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    And who else hates it when tv shows and movies make it so you can't hear wat the characters are saying???

  10. readerx97 readerx97
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    May 5, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Getting annoyed at Witty when it says,
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  11. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    SO in social studies class, we have to do this thing called current events once every month. It's where you have to find an article that happened in your assigned week and then you write about it and stuff.... This kid in my class got an article about how some people that work for Obama hired women to do IT. Here is a conversation that took place on that day
    So, some people that work for Obama hired women to do IT.
    How much did they pay them?
    nmf, followme(:
    Does it matter?
    nmf, followme(:
    It does! You can't just pay someone a lot for something that isn't good.
    nmf, followme(:
    I don't know wat they payed them!!!
    Well maybe you should find out!
    nmf, followme(:
    No!!!
    nmf, followme(:Then this other kid in my class says: Maybe they payed them $800!!!! Then the dude in the green says: Wat girl would be that good to make $800!!!! My teacher was just like thinking "OH MY GOD!!!" LMFAO moment!!!! :) Sorry for it being so long, but fave if u read it :)
    nmf, followme(:

  12. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Sip stealing. NOT a felony in all 50 states

  13. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Talking to myself while playing Temple Run xD Just me?
    nmf

  14. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you and a friend have an inside joke that's really funny,
    but when you try to explain it to someone else
    they don't get it and they don't laugh
    nmf

    It's awkward when this is the most over-used awkward moment format, which makes it more awkward because you just realized that. But it's okay because I didn't make it an awkward moment quote. Awkward. P.S. You get points if you highlighted. Comment awkward if you did :)

  15. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when someone says something and you don't know what to
    say back, so you just stand there quietly
    nmf

    It's awkward when this is the most over-used awkward moment format, which makes it more awkward because you just realized that. But it's okay because I didn't make it an awkward moment quote. Awkward. P.S. You get points if you highlighted. Comment awkward if you did :)

  16. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:08am UTC
    K HFTYGHJNL;'.'.GTYFTY BORED

  17. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:05am UTC
    that mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses...

  18. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Awkward moment when you say it's someone you knows birthday and then one of your friends tell you to say Happy Birthday! to them and you make a mental note to tell the person whose birthday it is but never do (:

  19. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Beauty is inside everyone. With or without MAKEUP, it's the attitude that makes the difference!

  20. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:00am UTC
    That awkward moment when your in the last class before lunch (which is reading for me)and your stomach growls so loudly the whole class hears it and looks at you.

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