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readerx97
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Getting a haircut can be fun, but when you have a piece of hair in your mouth and your shoving someones finger down
your throat to take it out, it isnt that great.

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Gums ball are...
fun to eat unless
you can't bite one and
you start to cry

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:45pm UTC

*Me at home*
Me: AHHH!!!! SPIDER!!!! SOMEBODY KILL IT!!!!!
*Me at one my friends house*
Me: Sheesh!!! It's just a spider! *picks it up and flushes down the toilet*

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Stephen. . .
Played a One Direction
song today xD
nmf/q

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readerx97
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May 11, 2012 7:31pm UTC

That awkward moment
when its quiet in ur house and u go use the bathroom
and everyone can hear u peeing xD

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Stephen. . .
U better stop hating on
my boys(:
nmf/q

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Does anyone know where i can get the earth in the background format for a quote?

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:07pm UTC

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Getting annoyed at my bro when...
he asks me to look at how he killed a guy in Black Ops like
every ten minutes♥

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Spilling something...
On the floor and cleaning it with your sock before you mom sees it.
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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Ttyl xox

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Who complains about...
not having enough clothes when you just went shopping?
Just me?

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:42pm UTC

And who else thinks that...
there are no good songs on your iPod when you have over 500?
Just me?
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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:32pm UTC

&& whose mom thinks that...
regular or flare jeans are going to come back in style?

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC

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That moment when...
your mom says something about your siblings and you
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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I wish there was an app that would give u all the info/gossip about ur school just by putting in the name
Just me?

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:17pm UTC

♚
Keep Calm
and
Listen to 1D<3

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Format
So, this kid in my math class called my name (he sits behind me) and i turned around and said "Yes?" He said my hair smells nice and i just turn back around without saying anything. Then my friend starts laughing and i ask her "Why r u laughing?" She doesnt say anything but is looking past me. I turn around and almost hit the kid who was smelling my hair because he was so close. lmfao!!

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Chop, chop, chop the squid. Chop, chop, chop
the squid. Disapoint my father.
Fave if u know where this is from.
Comment if u don't.

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 3:01pm UTC

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Format Credit - RunawayRachel
Watching Phineas and Ferb and wondering when there summer vacation will end. Wishing ur summer was that long.
Just me?

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readerx97
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Behind every face is a beautiful mind filled with desires.♥
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