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rawrsome101

1. rawrsome101
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   August 4, 2013 3:45am UTC
   Sorry I'm late, I got held up at the airport for having 500 grams of being an awesome friend in my luggage
   
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2. rawrsome101
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   June 22, 2013 8:16am UTC
   So I walked into my room... there was a Nickelback posters on my bed and all over my walls, then I open my laptop and there lay a life size Nicolas Cage head.
   
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3. rawrsome101
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   June 22, 2013 7:45am UTC
   "Chuck Norris touched a car and that's how transformers were made ladies and gentleman."
   -Trevor Moran
   
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4. rawrsome101
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   April 24, 2013 9:49am UTC
   I wanna learn how to do magic so I can
   impress cute boys and make friends
   and the world would revolve around me.
   
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5. rawrsome101
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   April 11, 2013 9:07am UTC
   me in class: wait what happened
   me in class: what do we do
   me in class: what do we write
   me in class: when's the test
   me in class: what is this
   me in class: how do you do this
   me in class: what
   
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6. rawrsome101
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   April 3, 2013 1:44am UTC
   WHY DOES PETER PAN FLY ALL THE TIME?
   Because he never lands.
   
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7. rawrsome101
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   April 3, 2013 1:41am UTC
   Today in class my teacher was like 'ok everyone take a seat'
   and then someone stood up, took a chair and walked out the door.
   
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8. rawrsome101
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   March 31, 2013 10:07pm UTC
   'BRB' - Jesus
   
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9. rawrsome101
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   March 30, 2013 9:18am UTC
   I don't sing in the shower.
   I perform.
   nmf
   
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10. rawrsome101
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    March 24, 2013 1:06am UTC
    The Internet is like a crazy, emotional girlfriend
    that loves you one day
    and wants to look at pictures of chocolate the next.
    
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11. rawrsome101
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    March 17, 2013 1:09am UTC
    Me: *tells everyone a joke*
    Everyone: ...
    Me: Laugh.
    Me: It's funny.
    
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12. rawrsome101
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    March 12, 2013 3:13am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Did Adam & eve
    Have belly buttons?
    nmf
    
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13. rawrsome101
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    January 8, 2013 2:39am UTC
    i live on edge...
    of a staircase...
    that I fell down.
    
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14. rawrsome101
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    December 23, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    -Watching The New Batman Movie-
    My 9 year old brother: I wonder what kind of socks he wears.
    
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15. rawrsome101
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    November 30, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    They were right when they said the world was coming to an end.
    Friends are finding my Witty.
    mq/nmf cookiedoughformats
    
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16. rawrsome101
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    November 12, 2012 8:11am UTC
    missing someone so much it
    hurts.
    
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17. rawrsome101
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    November 5, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    Feeling the love.
    NOT.
    
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18. rawrsome101
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    November 4, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    so over th weekend i went over a few calculations and figured out the answer to life itself:
    meh.
    
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19. rawrsome101
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    November 4, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Thank you to the fireman who came to the boarding house last night and risked thier lives to save us. From our burnt toast.
    
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20. rawrsome101
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    November 4, 2012 7:48am UTC
    so in my design and multimedia class,
    the popular girls sit at our table me and my friend can't help but listen into their conversation. i can proudly say that i now know why shes grounded, why she can't hang out with her, who hates who and that i have no social life.
    
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