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  1. SabiAhhh SabiAhhh
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Dear face wash Commercial,
    Borpeople don't actually splash their face with water like that
    Sincerely,
    my bathroom floor is now soaking wet.

  2. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Did u kno!?!?!!11!!one1? #1If you put one ear up against a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say,"Wtf are you doing?"
    I follow back ^_^

  3. SabiAhhh SabiAhhh
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    me: I'm actually happy right now.
    Life: LOL one sec.

  4. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    All alone,Whether you like it or not.Alone will be somethingYou'll be quite a lot.
    - Dr. Seuss I follow back ^_^

  5. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    *me in bed at night*
    me: nice and warm..
    me: oh god i need to pee *jumps out of bed and sneaks across landing and back*
    me: aaah.
    me:
    me: wait a second. how was i positioned a minute ago?
    me: *sticks one leg out*
    me: LETS PUT THIS IPOD ON SHUFFLE.
    me: no.
    me: no.
    me: not that song.
    me: what was i thinking! downloading THAT?!
    me: UP ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT, HEEEY!
    me: i wonder what one direction are doing now.
    me: *humming loudly and recieves text*
    me: OMG IM SO POPULAR!!!
    me: oh a text from mum. 'GO TO SLEEP AND SHUT UP.'
    me: well happy 11:11 to you as well...

  6. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    me: can i have the kids meal? cashier: sure. cashier: do you want the toy?me:cashier:me:yes.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:37am UTC
    One Direction Fact #19
    Niall has more followers than the population of ireland

  8. MoreThanThis97 MoreThanThis97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    I want to be one of those beautiful skinny girls
    who could get any guy.
    blacklace
    blacklace
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

  9. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Do you want to be the sun in my life?
    Aww! Ofcourse <3
    Ok, stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me.

  10. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    People who want long eyelashes: Girls
    People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

  11. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:18pm UTC
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  12. JustADream_ JustADream_
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:19pm UTC
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  13. ilovecowboy8 ilovecowboy8
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:31pm UTC
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  14. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    &Today,
    I was on Witty, And guess what I saw?
    I saw a girl tell another to
    "lose a few pounds".
    I'm still in complete shock
    These are the kind of people ruining Witty.

  15. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you can't find a Taylor Swift song
    t o d e s c r i b e w h a t y o u ' r e g o i n g t h r o u g h .
    [♥ ]
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  16. stephierose86 stephierose86
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    fav this,
    if your single.♥
    nmf.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:56pm UTC

    Sometimes the suckiest part
    of my day is just waking up and accepting that
    my dreams weren't real


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. liaaaana liaaaana
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    when a girl says:
    “don’t worry about it.”
    you better f ucking worry about it.

  20. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;)

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