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  1. Electric_Rainbow Electric_Rainbow
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 10:04pm UTC
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  2. CKTPA CKTPA
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 10:30am UTC
    Lost your pen, no pen
    No pen, no notes
    No notes, no study
    no study, fail
    fail, no diploma
    no diploma, no work
    no work, no money
    no money, no food
    no food, you get skinny
    skinny, then you get ugly
    ugly, no lover
    no lover, no marriage
    no marriage, no children
    no children, alone
    alone, depression
    depression, sickness
    sickness, death
    lesson:
    Don't loose your pen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    and i hate the way
    i could never hate you. ♥

  5. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:39pm UTC
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    That feeling when you get home and take off your skinny jeans&put on sweatpants and just fuuucking eat everything

  6. SexyDefinesNerd SexyDefinesNerd
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    But she couldn't go back to being the girl she'd been before she met him;
    THAT GIRL WAS GONE.

  7. SexyDefinesNerd SexyDefinesNerd
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Everyones;;
    » addicted to something that,
    [ takes the pain away. ]

  8. xoshaay16 xoshaay16
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 10:56pm UTC
    9 Deadly Words Used By Girls
    1. Fine
    this is the word girls use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.
    2. Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you
    have just been given five more minutes to watch
    the game before helping her out with something.
    3. Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm.
    This means something, and you should be on your toes.
    Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    4. Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
    5. Loud sigh
    This is actually a word,
    but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys.
    A loud sigh means she thinks your an idiot and
    wonders why she's wasting her time standing here &
    arguing with you about nothing.
    (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
    6. That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a girl can make to a guy.
    That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    7. Thanks
    A girl is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
    Just say you're welcome.
    (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
    unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm &
    she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY you're welcome.
    That will bring on a 'whatever').
    8. Whatever
    Is a woman's way of saying, "EFF YOU".
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it
    This is another dangerous statement which
    means why the eff arent you worrying about it
    and doing something about it.
    If your response to this is "What's wrong?",
    for the girl's response refer to #3.
    NOT MINE/FORMAT. I JUST LOVED IT. JUST SAVINGGG♥

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Love Hurts
    whether it is right or wrong ♥

  10. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    Bet ya didn't know
    you can't hum
    with one arm raised.
    Fave if you just tried haha.
    QK
    secret ninja !


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    & i wanna be the one you always come to,
    no matter how bad the problem might be. ♥


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  14. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Dear John,
    When I was fifteen you told me
    "you belong with me"
    and you promised me
    forever and always.
    But all you are is a liar,
    pathetic, and mean.
    I realize now that
    you're not sorry at all.
    But if this was a movie,
    you would be fearless
    enough to come in with the rain.

  15. iloveyou143lala iloveyou143lala
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    "do you like water?"
    "yeahh.."
    "good, you already like 75% of me"(;

  16. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:16pm UTC
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  17. SexyDefinesNerd SexyDefinesNerd
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    I'M WARNING YOU BEFORE YOU GET INVOLVED.
    I'm a complete mess.

  18. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    & T o d a y
    My he a l t h t e a c h e r asked us what we thought love was. This real l y shy girl s tood up a nd l o oked a t him right i n the eye a n d s a i d ;
    "Love is when you feel like you are touching the sky
    and living in the moon. Love is when you scan the crowd
    and immediately find him. Love is when you finally find something
    that makes you feel worth everything."

  19. twistystars twistystars
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    i should change my name on facebook to "no one"
    no one likes your status. no one likes your photo. no one wants to be your friend. no one commented on your photo. no one commented on your status.

  20. sucker_for_love sucker_for_love
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Today,
    My brother wanted to prank call a person. He pressed random numbers into the phone and when the guy picked up my brother goes "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    the guy responded, without hesitation, "No, this is Patrick!"
    That guy, who ever he is, is my new BFF.
    This really happened to me :) I didn't get it off any website or anything :))

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