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1. MyLifeWithOneDirection
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 2:46am UTC
   Random thoughts<3
   Someday when Harry is leaving for tour or leaving for a trip without me I want to be able to quote Stella Malone from JONAS and say, "I'm going to have to deal with the fact that you're a rockstar, with girl fans. Please, just don't forget about the girl back home."
   
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2. love_ashton_4eva
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   December 23, 2012 12:15am UTC
   Bruno Mars on SNL .
   
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3. sheldabest
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   December 22, 2012 10:17pm UTC
   The average four year-old child
   asks over four hundred questions
   a day.
   -_-
   
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4. Jahyvie
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   December 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   Tonight our high school is having a ceremony for the Sandy Hook shooting and we are all going to wear dark green to represent their school colours<3
   Credit: Jahyvie
   
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5. MondayHater*
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   December 22, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   I love the days
   when my only
   problem is...
   TEA or COFFEE
   
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6. fool's gold*
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   December 22, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   Me:
   Dad: "Beck?"
   Me: "Yeah?"
   Dad: "Are you up?"
   Me:
   Dad:
   Me: "No."
   Dad:
   Me: "I'm sleeping."
   Dad:
   Me:
   Dad: "Oh, okay."
   Me:
   Dad: "I'll come back later."
   Me: *facepalm*
   True story...
   
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7. xoxoedina
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   December 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   Who else thinks..
   That cha-cha chia commercial
   is annoying?
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. MixedCreations
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    December 22, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Want a great Facebook status?
    Come to Wittyprofiles.com!
    
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12. Bantite
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    December 18, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Smiling is my hobby :)
    I can not go a day without smiling.....
    
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13. Bantite
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    December 22, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Sometimes people who are far away from you,can make you happier,then the people who are beside you.
    
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14. jimmy365
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    December 21, 2012 11:59am UTC
    oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
    
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15. AlyssaBreanne*
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    December 20, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You did the wrong thing,
    to the right girl.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    nmf/nmq
    
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16. kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    guys chill,
    the world can't end tomorrow.
    the jonas brothers went to the year 3000 soo
    
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17. AlexisCoral
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    December 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    End of the world confession #3
    I hooked up with Shane Omen in the projection room above the auditorium.
    
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18. Keep_Your_Eyes_Open
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    December 20, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Sometimes on bad days I feel like I can't trust anyone.
    Except Shakira's hips, they don't lie.
    
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19. Travis Allred*
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    December 20, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Throughout my life:
    I’ve loved,
    I’ve lied.
    I’ve hurt,
    I’ve lost.
    I’ve missed,
    I’ve trusted.
    I’ve made mistakes.
    I’ve learned.
    
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20. jstallons
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    December 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you
    over-hear a joke in someone else's conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.
    
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