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randomdude007

Status: doomed

Member Since: 7 Aug 2012 10:07pm

Last Seen: 11 Sep 2012 06:31pm

Location: Denver, CO

Gender: M

user id: 323470

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Well I've thought about it and I guess I can share a bit more maybe it'll help my chances of people liking me im 21 shipping out soon for the Navy where I plan fighting for the freedoms I've so arrogantly abused, counterintelliegence is a goal and practice...my qoutes can be vague, dry, and sarcastically passive so if you dont get it just like and move on cause it'll just click later when your laughing at things exploiting people at there own expense lol

  1. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    So PartyHustle is on the real some of the best music ever but I totally need a new promotions tact...who wants a free cd ?
    Learning about the dianetics of the human mind, the music is very real though so let me know :)

  2. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:38am UTC
    Stop making wishes the stars on my hand are starting to fade...

  3. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:33am UTC
    Instead of clapping heels we'll be knockin boots!!! yay!!yay!!!yay!!!!
    Dear Kansas....

  4. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC
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    August 10, 2012 3:52pm UTC
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  6. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:08am UTC
    I've had enough...but when he fell plenty was won only one was lost...but it was the spawn of something new, they would tell you they never sold out they just bought in...but when i was in to it I knew i needed a fix, putting out my cigarette I know now i can do more damage inside the system rather than just tearing dowm it's defences....
    Shoot me twice....

  7. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    150 hits and seven days later I went to see shawn...
    Bob: hey dude what're you doing sitting out in the cold ?
    Shawn: wooh!! how are you doing that ?
    Bob: doing what shawn ?
    Shawn: walking on water man...are you Jesus ?
    Bob: lol yes shawn I am Jesus...so do you see land anywhere ?
    Shawn: nah...nah....just water man.
    Shawn: ya know Bob, you are Jesus!!!
    Bob: why do you ask shawn ?
    Shawn Satin is in the house he killed my mom and then turned in to an evil bull...ya know something Bob? I can't swim...
    5OH!!! woot woot!!!
    Shawn: im saved!!!!
    Bob: yeah shawn your saved alright.....
    Ya Know that sh*** you guys do it's gonna F*CK you up man!!!"Chemistry is the wrong major for a guy like you...."

  8. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Something random...
    My ego hurts sometimes
    I just wanna get laid before basic
    cant wait to get back in to shape
    gotta be fresh
    two pots of coffee today
    lots of running later
    quit smoking
    love drinking
    got my PHD
    my party hustle degree
    if this isnt random than Im not sure of what to say
    I have a good hire
    broke as a musician
    give me some time
    I might be ok, if im not
    oblivion in whiskey
    canadian will be my new best friend...

  9. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    If its all be done and it's all been said what else can i do ? Maybe I'll just start reading....how can perfect being half monk half hit-man ??

  10. randomdude007 randomdude007
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Nearly time for leaving, its all the same to me...though you changed my life im looking for a new one, what's really on my mind....been thinking if its not scary or intimidating then it;s not worth pursuing....

:)

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