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  1. again again
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    So I used to live at my grandma's house with my dad and brother and my grandma would lock the door when
    everyone was home and my dad would get so p.issed off whenever he did that. Now that my dad has moved
    to an apartment of his own he does the same exact thing but still makes fun of my grandma for doing it
    AND gets angry when my brother and I don't do it....oh dad....

  2. Strugglingtosurvive Strugglingtosurvive
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    The thing that keeps me going is you<3

  3. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    Kendrick Lamar is a glorious human being.

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    ThIs iS
    GospEl
    Format by Breeze

  5. jcasey2m2n jcasey2m2n
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror

  6. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:22pm UTC
    girls my age: I love going to parties and spending time with my friends and playing sports and i love my boyfriend soo much especially when he buys me flowers and i'm so popular and pretty and everyone likes me i love my body hair and face
    me: lol i love food

  7. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    it shouldn't even be called "witty profiles" anymore,
    it should be called "find something funny on tumblr and post it on here and pretend like you made it up"

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:40pm UTC
    I always mess things up
    And it seriously tears me apart

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:37pm UTC
    Three months until I graduate High School
    And then a couple of days after I'm donating most of my hair
    And then ready for new beginnings
    It's hard to believe I was 14 when I joined this wonderful website
    I've changed a lot

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    Today this little girl
    Could tell I was having a bad day
    So she gave me a hug
    And told me I was pretty
    It really made me smile

  11. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    Just because I may not be a twig,Doesn't mean that I don't have feelings too.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    If you
    love me,
    Let me,
    Go.
    -Panic! at the Disco
    "This is Gospel"|Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  14. fallenangel128 fallenangel128
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:48pm UTC
    So I was in math today, and normally I'm super talkative during math class - like giving answers and discussing homework and such - and I was being super quiet for really no reason at all. Then my math teacher says 'Why are you so quiet?' and I'm like 'Well, nobody plans a murder out loud.' Then my best friend says 'Who were you going to murder?' and I'm just sitting there for a second and then I say, 'Um, that's kind of the point of planning isn't it?'

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:51pm UTC
    Can I give up on life for lent?

  16. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Sometimes I lie to myself because I don't want tobelieve in the truth....

  17. seirra seirra
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    You know you Love someone,
    When the thought
    Of LOSING them
    Brings you to
    tears..

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:55pm UTC
    It's been over 7 years
    since my family
    Has had dinner together
    And I miss it


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:05pm UTC

    KEEP
    YOUR
    Hopes
    UP
    HIGH
    AND
    YOUR
    Head
    DOWN
    LOW.

:)

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