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  1. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    I need a witty bff
    None of my other ones have stayed with me :(
    But i need someone who i can fb message
    or text
    and listen
    and put up with me ( i have a ton of issues)
    tell everything to
    and be there for me
    Any takers? please comment if so :)
    But only comment if you would be commited i really want a friend :)
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee - I follow back ^.^

  2. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Mom: Clean your room
    me: fine
    Mom: and don't forget to make your bed.
    me: but whats the point of making my bed if i'm going to sleep in it again?
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: I don't care make your bed.
    anyone else?

  3. quotingjenna quotingjenna
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    July 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Ok seriously? the top quote is about some ones dam.n ca t?
    not that i don't feel bad i lost my cat too.
    But i've seen quotes about someone wanting to kill them selves and about people having cancer and they get what? 9 favs? witty is getting seriously f/cked up.

  4. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    When you see a hot guy and you're just like:
    Well you're obviously not from my school.
    nmf

  5. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Aw hell no.
    Kidz bop did a cover of one direction.
    Sh/ts about to go down.

  7. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Even though no one liked Kevin, the jonas brothers would never have been the same without him
    <3

  8. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Come on now. you have to admit. The jonas brothers are extremly musically gifted.

  9. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    She paints a pretty picture
    But this picture has a twist
    Her paintbrush is a razor
    And her canvas is her wrist

  10. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Sometimes the people that smile the most on the outside are the ones that frown the most on the inside.

  11. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:58am UTC
    The only books on here who people seem to like, are romance books.. -.-
    has anyone else seen a science fiction one or fantasy? nope just romance/drama

  12. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:37am UTC
    58.
    Chapter six :)
    “What?” Wren whispered. He looked around and saw nothing, they crouched behind a thick tree. She drew out an arrow and put it in her bow. She took a deep breath, and then all the sudden she swiftly stood up and shot something with her arrow. You could hear a thud as whatever she shot at hit the ground. She ran out to examine it and he quickly followed her. He went around to see what she had shot. It was a large six point buck, its big black eyes were still open and blood was slowly seeping out of its chest. Even though it was a great shot, he knew who would be dragging it back. She took her arrow out of the deer’s heart, and wiped it on her jeans. She put it back in her sheath, along with the other arrows. He bent down and tied a rope to the deers’ antlers and started dragging him away in the direction of the town. It would only be about fifteen minutes to get back to the door. They walked through the forest silently, twigs crunching under their feet, the deer sliding on the ground as he hauled it through the woods. It seemed to get heavier and heavier with every step he took. He’d have to stop soon and take a break. Wren heard a rustle in the tree tops and looked at Rhea.
    She seemed to have heard it too, “What was that?” Rhea asked in a low, quiet voice.
    “I’m not sure,” Wren responded, he kept looking up at the trees but could see nothing. In a flash three streaks of grey dropped to the ground, each landing with a thud. They got on their feet. Zombies. Wren dropped the rope and whipped out his gun, glancing at Rhea she already had an arrow in her raised bow.
    Rhea saw him glance at her out of the corner of her eye, but she kept the zombies in her focus.
    They were still at least twenty feet away, but they were shuffling close. One of them seemed to have broken its leg on the drop, and it lagged behind the other two.
    The one leading the rest of the zombies had a broken jaw, its tongue lolled outside of its mouth, moving at random. Its jaw hung there, only staying on its face by two flaps of skin. They all had small shrunken in eyes that were so far in the sockets that you could hardly see them at all , and yellow-ish green skin that looked moist, bodily fluids and oils seemed to come out of their pores. They had a horrid odor, and it looked like their skin was going to fall right off of their bones. The skin sagged, and they had sunken in stomachs, you could see their rib cages and long, strong, yellow nails. The zombies were creeping up on us, getting closer and closer.
    Rhea eyed the middle one, the youngest and let her arrow go. It whizzed through the air and struck the zombie right in the forehead and he went down with a thump. It went too quick, she hadn’t seen it sneaking up on her. The fourth one that they hadn’t noticed. But, now it had her pinned on her stomach, it was crouched on her back and she heard a gargling noise. She felt a spray of its rotten blood go onto her back. Then she heard a sharp crack and felt the zombie fall off of her back. She jumped up still gripping her bow tightly, Wren was slightly panting and standing over the dead body. He had clubbed it with the butt of his gun. There were two other zombie corpses on the ground.
    “Thanks,” Rhea said.
    “Are you hurt? Or scratched? Any broken skin?” Wren sounded worried and looked at her with wide serious eyes.
    “I’m fine, I’m fine.” She assured him. She looked behind him and goose bumps covered her arms.
    “What the hell are you doing?”
    She had her bow up and an arrow raised to his head.
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  13. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 1:36am UTC
    Today I asked my boyfriend what his type
    is.. He said country girls.. well thats
    awkward, at least he's honest..
    #guys please help me here..

  14. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Can't stop.
    the blood
    the burn
    the pain
    the scars
    the blade
    cutting.

  15. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Person: whats the scariest place that you've been to?
    Me: my brain.

  16. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:37am UTC
    I cut for the first time today
    21 times..

  17. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    I was on someone's suicidal tumblr.
    Shes anorexic too. And this one d@mn anon kept telling her she was ugly. over and over and over again. And I think it's just the same person but they keep f/cking telling her to kill herself. And i'm getting so p/ssed off. they would just write die, or kill yourself like twenty times and she'd just say, i know. Well i wanna know who the h/ll this is because if I find out they're f/cking dead. I don't know her, but who the h/ll does that? They tell her all the time. Well if they're gonna do that every f/cking day, then I'm going to say something nice to her everyday. Because that anon can suck my non existant popsicle. F/ck society.

  18. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Dear witty,
    I don't remember signing out.
    Sincerley, signing in for the thousanth time.

  19. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Remember these Good Nickelodeon shows?
    Hey Arnold
    Rugrats
    Catdog
    Rocket power
    Kenan and Kel
    The Amanda Show
    Drake and Josh
    Ren and Stimpy
    Real Monsters

  20. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Dear facebook,
    I don't care who else commented on that photo.
    Sincerley, dissapointed, notification reader.

:)

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