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  1. Hotchocolate Hotchocolate
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Katniss has a choice of Gale or Peeta.
    Hermione has a choice of Harry or Ron.
    Bella has a choice of Jacob or Edward.
    And then there's me who has the choice of....
    ....yeah...FOREVER ALONE.

  2. IBeHetze IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:42pm UTC
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  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I wish I was beautiful,
    Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes,
    and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle
    I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days,
    and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...

  4. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Imagine a mirror that could reveal your personality.
    ...Would you dare look?
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    if you don't want to date me, that's fine.
    I understand that you're wrong.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    I hate it when I'm wearing my apple
    bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur.

  7. ge0rgi4 ge0rgi4
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Butterflies can't see their own wings.They never know how beautiful they are. People can be like
    that too, I think.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. theonewhodreamstomuch theonewhodreamstomuch
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Never give up!
    It gives those who stand with you too much pain and those who stand against you to much satisfaction

    Follow for a follow?

  11. xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I Want
    a die-hard,
    notebook related,
    heart breaking,
    mind stopping
    Summer Romance

    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    I’m sorry.
    I really don’t have a lot to offer. I’m not the worst choice, but I’m
    not anything special either. Yeah, I’m nice when I’m not being
    moody. Yeah, I look cute if I try really hard. Yeah, I can be
    fun if I have enough energy. Yeah, I’m funny when I
    think of the right things to say. And I’m always
    going to be like this. I’m never going to
    believe I’m anything even remotely
    close to above average and
    I’m sorry.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    F is for friends who don't talk to you,
    U is for you're all alone,
    N is for never having any plans,
    All i do is sit at home.

  15. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've always wanted to try
    a krabby patty. ♥

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:11am UTC
    Fake friends- never ask for food.
    Real friends- are the reason you have NO food.
    fake friends- call your parents mr./mrs.
    Real friends- Call your parents Mom/Dad.
    fake friends- have never seen you cry.
    Real friends- Cry with you.
    Fake friends- Borrow your stuff for a day then give it back.
    Real friends- borrow your stuff for so long, they forget its yours.
    Fake friends- Know about you.
    Real friends- could write a book about you.
    Fake friends- Would knock on your front door.
    Real friends- would walk right in and yell "im home".
    Fake friends- will help you up when you fall over.
    Real friends- will jump right on top of you and yell "DOG PILE!".
    Fake friends- say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
    Real friends- say 'I love you' and mean it.
    Fake friends- are around for a while.
    Real friends- are for life.
    Fake friends- will read this.
    Real friends- will steal this..

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Watching a movie
    And yelling at the characters for doing something stupid. :)

  19. mightaswellsmile mightaswellsmile
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    w h e n l i f e k n o c k s y o u d o w n . . .
    stand up, dust yourself off and politely say "you hit like a b//tch."

  20. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    you tell her she's beautiful, she'll tell you "no I'm not."
    you tell her she's skinny, she'll point at her stomach and say "do you see this?"
    you compliment her looks, she'll tell you there's girls who look way better than her.
    do you know why she doesn't take any of your compliments?
    it isnt because she like hearing it, but because she truly feels she doesn't deserve it.
    she knows her own flaws better than anyone else, and they stand out to her.
    when she looks at herself,
    she just doesn't see it.


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