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  1. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    2014.
    And I'm still as immature as ever.

  2. johaboo johaboo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 11:56pm UTC
    LOCA?? BITCHE PLEASE... SE LLAMA EDICION LIMITADA *-*


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. YoursTruly* YoursTruly*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    whats up cake
    muffin much

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    Different doesn't mean wrong.

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 11:31pm UTC
    I'm not anti-social
    I'm anti-idiot
    nmq

  7. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:11am UTC
    I brush my teeth like twice a day and i still have like four cavities.
    Need to step up my game, man.
    *gobbles chocolate*

  8. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
    A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    Oh cool, my middle finger likes you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 11:47am UTC
    Reasons to be a mermaid:
    - no pants
    - no periods
    - perfect hair
    - you can lure men to their death
    - free clam bra

  12. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    Really need to quit my job.
    I dont have enough time for my tamagotchi anymore.

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.Dirty B@stards.

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    Paper cuts: So small, but so evil.

  15. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    My swimsuit
    told me to go to the gym
    But my sweatpants said
    Naw girl, you're good!

  16. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Cuteness inspires
    aggression -
    Which is why we
    often want to
    squeeze things we
    find cute.

  17. CarKeys5 CarKeys5
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    *accidently spills water*Me: it'll dry

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 10:52pm UTC
    Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
    A: you put a boogie in it

  19. jailbreaker jailbreaker
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:51am UTC
    Dude at my school: Bro, why do you look mad all the time?
    Me: Cuz I am mad all the time
    Dude at my school: Why though?
    Me: Cuz people like you ask me questions like that.

  20. Alex94548 Alex94548
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:55am UTC
    Laugh like your 10
    Party like your 20
    Travel like your 30
    Think like your 40
    Advise like your 50
    Care like your 60
    Love like your 70

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