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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:40pm UTC

giving your friend the
"wtf is this?"
look during a test.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Did she just...?
AWHH hell naw
gurl hold mi juicebox. ;D
format by jimmy365

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Heyyyyy ! :)
"Hi."
Oh, okay i see how it is.
(follow for a follow?)

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 1:33pm UTC

It's scary to think
nothing can kill that
0.01% germ.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Friends are like potatoes.
If you eat them, they die.
♥

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 12:00pm UTC

They say the world is going to end in
2012,
Yet they can't even predict the weather.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 5:12pm UTC

First rule of
money:
never use your own.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower cutains for murderers... what do you plan on doing when you find one??

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Sorry, I can't hangout.
My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic..
nmq:)

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 10:17am UTC

You know your in love when you can't fall
asleep beacuse reality is better than your
dreams♥

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:53am UTC

You only live once, but if
you do it right, once is
enough.
♥

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:40am UTC

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter
don't mind

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 11:01am UTC

Chocolate really is a
girl's best friend coz
diamond's taste kinda
funny

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 10:13am UTC

My knight in shining armour
turned out to be
just a loser in
aliminium foil

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:08am UTC

hunny,
your bra has more stuffing than a Build-A-Bear.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:04am UTC

The internet seems to
suddenly get more
interesting when I
have important tests
the next day..

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 8:55am UTC

Idaho
No, wait..
Udaho

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:52am UTC

*steps on a cornflake*
*gasp*
I'm a cereal killer
nmq

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:49am UTC

When I paint my nails I end up
painting my fingers
just me?

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:23am UTC

A pencil and a dream can take you
Anywhere..♥
(follow me, i follow back!)

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