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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:03pm UTC

not sure
if that’s my original
thought or a witty
quote i’ve seen before
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:20pm UTC

there's one part of
me that's like:
"You should do your"
work, and then you wouldn’t be
so stressed, and you would
feel a great sense of
accomplishment,
and you’d have free time
when you’re finished.
but there's another
part of me that's like:
"No."
They both make
such good arguments.
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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead, Harry.
Dumbledore: Pity the living.
Dumbledore: And above all, pity those who think One Direction is real music.
DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Daniel Radcliffe: I'm gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go "What have you done?! I had done two films by now!"
Harry could do this to his kids too.
Harry Potter: James when I was your age I had defeated Voldemort three times - you can't even tie your shoelaces. Sirius, What do you mean you can't speak yet? When I was a year old, I had defeated the most powerful wizard in the world.

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KangaDrew
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC

From what I've learned, if you're a nice guy on Witty, that automatically means you're fake.
And if you're a real, honest guy on Witty, that automatically means you're an @sshole and nobody wants you and you should kill yourself.
Ha, charming people.

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BeckyBeccaful
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 1:15pm UTC

I'm a belly
dancing unicorn.
Jealous?

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mariahelisabethann
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:42pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something

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KaTi3Gx3
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Findind out that your best friend is
pregnant, is the best feeling in the world.♥
I'm glad to say, that no matter what ...I'll be here for her through it all no matter what.
She's just a beginner, & she'll do absolutly fine.
I personally can not wait until that little munchkin is born,
cause Auntie Katie will spoil the crap outta you ;)
I'm already thinking about starting baby shopping right now :p
She's like a month, & 3 days .... Yep, I was excited when I found out. <333
You'll do an amazing job, hun. Stay strong! <33
You don't need a man to help you through this,
you have all the support you have to help you through.
Just have faith in yourself. ♥
Best friends no matter what. ;*

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ZahraRawr
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Irish slang.
'Beor'- Pretty, goodlooking. Mostly used to describe a girl.
'Shift'- commen word! French kissing.
'Meet'- shift, french kissing.
'Got with'- ''I shifted her''
'your wan' -the girl over there, or the guy over there.
'Buck' - A guy.
Lads- group of people or [lad] a guy
'ye'- a group of people 'ye going to banada?'
'ride' -goodlooking
'yoke' - thing. 'PICK UP THEM YOKES'
Enjoy being Irish.

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ninjamim
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 3:26pm UTC

boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this

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Daylynn
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Its my 13th birthday!
Can i get 13 faves?:D

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Boys say they like natural girls
But honestly,
if there’s two girls walking down the street,
one with nice smokey eyes
and a classy red lipstick
and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
you’re going to be looking at the one
who made an effort ..
and if boys do prefer natural girls,
why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
who actually get the boyfriends?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:48pm UTC

I really dislike judgmental people
You should really accept others for who they are.
They were made that way,
they can’t change themselves just to please you.
Yeah, everyone is judgmental but keep your thoughts to yourself.
There are people out there risking their lives
because of people bullying them with your thoughts about them.
Think before you even say anything because those words
that are coming out of your mouth,
can affect someone.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:18pm UTC

I love when
a question on a test gives the answer to another question.

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC

When I see 14 year olds in the Olympics,
It makes me question what I've been doing my whole life...
-nmf

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I. Dare. You.
To wear no make up for a day
to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
To laugh hysterically.
Not to worry if you look stupid.
To run around in a field with your friends.
and just scream.
if you cry, let it all out.
To randomly kiss your crush.
To speak your mind in class.
Question the rules.
Get into trouble.
For one day, I dare you to be
100% you.
nmq half mf

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:30am UTC

Saying ‘no offence’
before you say something offensive,
doesn’t make it not offensive.

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