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purpleeyes

1. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 8:26am UTC
   when i was your age,
   i lost my tooth, not my virginty.
   
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2. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 8:25am UTC
   and, just like ipods, hearts are being <<<<
   played all over the world.
   
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3. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 5:55am UTC
   _______________________
   When the internet crashes
   i take it as a sign from God
   that i should start doing my homework
   ♥
   _______________________
   
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4. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 2:40am UTC
   T E A
   is like instant
   wisdom
   ❤
   just
   add water
   ❤
   
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5. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 2:29am UTC
   tea leaves
   tea loves
   loves tea
   lives tea
   leaves tea?
   never.
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 2:24am UTC
   the teapot
   it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings
   ♥
   
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7. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 2:12am UTC
   _ _ _ _ _
   When you poke people on
   Facebook.
   There are people you are just poking.
   and then there are people you are secretly
   STABBING TO DEATH
   ♥
   _ _ _ _ _
   
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8. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2011 6:20am UTC
   That awkward moment;;
   when you're checking your email
   and accidentally hit caps locks instead of tab
   ♥_and_♥
   you type your entire password out
   
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9. purpleeyes
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2011 8:34am UTC
   a ship in harbor is safe
   but that's not ;
   "what ships are built for"
   your heart is the same
   
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10. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:28am UTC
    Teacher:
    'Why is she laughing?'
    Other Students:
    'Ohh...She just really likes mushrooms'
    School(:
    
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11. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:26am UTC
    Teacher:
    'OK CLASS TIME
    FOR OUR QUIZ!'
    Student:
    'Um...Mrs.Fritz
    can we NOT.'
    School(:
    
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12. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:22am UTC
    Um.
    ..
    CAN
    WE
    NOT
    ♥Credits to a lovely friend♥
    
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13. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:34am UTC
    YOU NEVER TRIED
    i f y o u n e v e r
    g a v e i t y o u r a l l ♥
    
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14. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:32am UTC
    YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TRIED
    i f y o u r h e a r t
    w a s n ' t f u l l y i n i t ♥
    -facebook
    
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15. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    *You left me with out a trace*
    so i chase after you and
    beg you to turn around
    *THEN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE*
    ☠♥☠
    i dare you to break my heart again
    
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16. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    I had a dream about you
    REALLY?!
    ••••YEa you died.••••
    
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17. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 8:09pm UTC
    ♥
    Memories:
    The things that stay the same
    no matter how much the
    people in them change
    ♥
    
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18. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    ♥
    +& suddenly, i become a part of your past. i'm becoming the part
    that doesn't last.
    
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19. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    Grades are just numbers.
    it wont tell who we really are.
    
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20. purpleeyes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    DEnile: its not a river
    its a freaking [[OCEAN]].
    
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