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1. purpleFREAK2112
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   August 17, 2004 12:06pm UTC
   Mary IN Religon Class:
   One say in religion class mary was sleeping and the teacher asked her a question.
   "Who made adam and eve"
   Billy in back of her bokes her with a pencil. Mary shot up and yelped.
   "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
   "very good" the teacher replied
   A little bit later she teacher asked mary another question.
   "who is gods son"
   mary replied after billy poked her with the pencil "jesus crist!!!"
   the teacher sard "great, now class i bet mary knows what eve said after her and adam's 28th child"
   billy poked her for the last time mary replied..
   "IF U STICK THAT TRIMNG IN ME AGAIN ILL BREAK YOU AND IT INTO TWO!!"
   and the teacher fainted
   
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2. purpleFREAK2112
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   August 17, 2004 11:48am UTC
   A wIzE mAn oNcE sAiD . . . . . . . . . . . "dont ask me...GO ASK A WOMAN"
   
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3. purpleFREAK2112
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   August 17, 2004 11:46am UTC
   now I know.:.:.:. love is only in fantasy :-(
   *()*your name*()*
   
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4. purpleFREAK2112
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   August 17, 2004 11:45am UTC
   chug chugh choo choo = train
   glug glug chew chew =me
   Eatin...
   xXxXx{your name}oOoOo
   
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5. purpleFREAK2112
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   August 17, 2004 11:44am UTC
   What's me without you?
   What's you without me?
   If we ever break-up then we'll see
   Then we will get back together
   and be a couple for now and forever!
   
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