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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:15pm UTC

I'm begging you
to be my escape

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Hello little blade.
Wanna strike a deal?
You'll make all my pain fade,
Just a little blood you'll steal.
Hello little cut.
How are you?
You're lonely, what?
I think I'll multiply you.
Hello little scars.
Can you keep a secret?
The blade may have gone too far
But you've only just met.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Me: I don't eat breakfast
Them: Why?
Me: I feel like puking afterward.
Them: Oh.
Me: I only eat my yogurt at lunch.
Them: Why?
Me: Just came from a physical class.
Them: Oh.
Me: I don't really want to eat dinner.
Them: Why?
Me: Just not hungry.
Them: Oh.
Me: Damn I'm a good liar.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 7:57pm UTC

Spending 2 hours in a locker room
and just crying because of life

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:45pm UTC

I get annoyed when
people can't spell the word, "Definitely."

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Sometimes I don't check my notifications
so when I come back on, there's a ton of them. Like, 15 sometimes.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 12:28pm UTC

"You're better than this."
I whispered to my unfaved quotes.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 8:12pm UTC

I hate it when
someone posts an "Am I the only one?" quote
about something that half of Witty has admitted to doing.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:29am UTC

How slow am I?
It took me nearly 15 years to realize the relationship between
Hulahoops and Hula Dancing.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC

How do you pick?
Between:
The perfect fairytale ex-boyfriend
The current sweet but awkward boyfriend
The junior that does nothing but support you
And the senior that you just have a spark with?

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC

I want a New Year's kiss
but my boyfriend is a socially awkward penguin like me. So I doubt that's happening.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 6:02pm UTC

After showers
I'm just too lazy to immediately get dressed.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 5:52pm UTC

It just takes some time
little girl, you're in the middle of the ride

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Oh hey food
you're looking dapper as ever.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Am I the only one
who is kind of happy iCarly is over?

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:56pm UTC

The story of my family
There once was a potato.
It reproduced.
The end.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC

I don't mean to be desperate
But I seriously want a Witty friends on facebook. I look at my friends who have all these Witty friends, and I just sit here like, potatoes want friends too.

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Sometimes I listen to stranger's conversation
and mentally give my opinion

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Nothing is truly lost
until your mom can't find it

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purdygirl
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 9:09pm UTC

As my two friends were cuddling in the hall
I quietly walked over and yelled
"Get some!"

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