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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Of course I support vegetarians.
    More bacon for me.

  2. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Sexy guy problems:
    #6
    When you're late to every class because girls in the halls are trying to flirt with you.
    (;

  3. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Sexy guy problems:
    #3
    Feeling bad for girls because after a night in bed, you know they'll need a wheelchair in the morning.
    (;

  4. ColeLovesYou ColeLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Some relationships are like Tom&Jerry,
    They tease each other as much as they like,
    But couldn't live without them being together.

  5. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Am I crazy or falling in love?
    Is this real or just another crush?

  6. JamesWitty JamesWitty
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Oh so you likebad boys?
    Not to brag bt I'm naked under my clothes..
    nmf

  7. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    i agree with my opinion and thats all that matters

  8. sarahlikesbands* sarahlikesbands*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:51am UTC
    there should really be an awkward category

  9. sarahlikesbands* sarahlikesbands*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:40am UTC
    If I like your username
    I will immediately click on it
    I will stalk your profile
    probably fave most of your quotes
    then I will follow you

  10. AustinH AustinH
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    September 28, 2012 1:24am UTC
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  11. RyansWitty RyansWitty
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    I bought my sister One Direction tickets..
    The seats are going to be the second row.She's been dying to get them,but never had the money.
    HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINA :D

  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Officer: Where do you live?
    Me: With my brother.
    Officer: Where does your brother live?
    Me: With me.
    Officer: Where do you both live?
    Me: Together.

  13. JamesWitty JamesWitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Guy fact #3
    Just because we have girls as our friends, doesnt make us players.

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    There are only two times that I want you,
    now and forever.

  15. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    They say we're too young for love,
    but I'm catching feelings.

  16. now delicate_disaster* now delicate_disaster*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    * every teacher before they have to draw something on the board *
    "I'm not an artist but..."

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    So you're wondering what happened to Ke$ha?
    She turned normal
    O.o
    #VMAs

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Does anyone else get really annoyed
    When you click on someone's profile and music starts playing?

  19. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC
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  20. phiphixoxo phiphixoxo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:33pm UTC
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