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  1. princess21 princess21
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:38am UTC
    OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO PROM TONIGHT GUYS THEN AFTER I'M NOT GOING PARTYING I'M GOING TO DENNYS FOR A BACON SUNDAE :D

  2. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    the fault in our stars emotionally damaged me foreverrrr

  3. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:38am UTC
    You don't have to see the whole staircase.
    just take the first step.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:54pm UTC
    Good girls are just bad girls that don't get caught.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    Sims Logic:
    Phone rings.Puts baby in snow.

  7. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 3:33pm UTC
    Seeing a stranger
    and getting butterflies when they smile at you...

  8. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    I destroy myself so you can't.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
    away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

  10. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    The difference between an addict
    And the one who's drowning
    is the one who's drowning knows it.
    The addict will drink the sea until it becomes him.
    -Michael Lee

  11. heythereeveryone heythereeveryone
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    "Its too cold for you here
    so now let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater"
    Sweater
    Weather
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  12. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:12am UTC
    If we only
    - DIE ONCE-.
    I Wanna Die With You.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 4:17pm UTC
     
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Where are my kids who get
    snow every winter
    BUT THE SECOND IT STARTS SNOWING IN SCHOOL EVERYTHING BECOMES IRRELEVANT AND IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WHITE SH.T BEFORE

  15. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Me: For christmas i want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
    You: *enter the house*
    Parent: Where did you go?
    You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
    You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    You haven't replied in 3 minutes
    what did I do why do you hate me

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    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what

  19. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    GROW UP. GO TO SCHOOL. GRADUATE.
    GET A DEGREE. GET A JOB. MAKE MONEY.
    GET MARRIED. HAVE KIDS. OBEY THE LAWS.
    DIE.
    YOU ARE NOT FREE.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    If you gave me $1000 to spend,
    I would still click lowest to highest price

:)

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