A mother passing by her daughters
bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made & everything
was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope propped up on the center
of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom". With the
worst
premonition, she opened the
envelope with trembling hands:
"Dear Mum, it is with great regret
& sorrow that I am writing to you, i
had to escape with my new boyfriend because i
wanted to avoid
a scene with you & Dad. I've been
finding real passion with him & he
is so nice, even with all his
piercings, tattoos, beard &
motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion
Mum, i am pregnant &
he said that we will b very happy.
He already owns a traitor in the
woods & has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. He wants to have
many more children with me & that is now one of
my dreams too. He
taught me that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone & we'll b growing
it for us & trading it with his
friends for all the cocaine & ecstasy
we want. In the meantime we'll pray that
science finds a cure for AIDS so
he can get better, he sure deserves
it! Don't worry Mum, i am 15yrs
old now & i know how to take care
of myself. Someday i am sure we'll
be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren. Your
daughter, Sophie...
P.S. Mum, none of the above is
true. I'm over at the neighbors
house. I just wanted to remind u
that there r worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk
top drawer. I love u! Call me when
it is safe to come home..
Princelect*