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Halliwellhottie7
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May 11, 2012 5:14pm UTC

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bgsoccer93
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May 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

modling agent: *walks over to me and friends*How old are you guys?
guy friend: 83...we wear a lot of makeup

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xomadilynxoo
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May 11, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Click the ♥ if you've ever waved at the security camera :)

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nadinelolxoxo
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April 2, 2012 6:29pm UTC

If i fall asleep texting you,
it's because i didn't want to say goodbye. ♥
nmq/nmf

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juliap1010
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April 2, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Your lips look lonely
Would they like to meet mine?
Format by twilightgirl995

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 5:08pm UTC

I'd slap you ;
but that might be considered animal abuse

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giannaromanelli
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April 2, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Am I t he o nly o ne who th inks about what per iod i t is in s chool when I'm home s ick?

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xoxoyouandme10
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April 2, 2012 5:58pm UTC

What da hell happend to Kony? Everyone cared for a week and now its like nothing..

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ellen_m_7
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April 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC

*When I get home from school*
me: *Sees brother* Sam go away!
me: Oh hey mom. Yes my day was fine...
me: Yes dad, I'll do my homework. Dad I just want to relax. DAD.
me: *Dog walks in the room* WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY BEAUTIFUL DOGGY WOGGY? IS IT YOU? YES IT IS! ARE YOU A GOOD GIRL? YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE!
Family:
Me:
Family:
Me:
Dog: *walks away*
Me: LET ME LOVE YOU

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all_you_need_is_love14
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Dear One Direction,
I do need make up
to cover up,
because society
taught me
that who I am,
isn't enough.

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EveryonesBeautiful45678
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April 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC

*Fire Alarm*
Teacher: Single file line everyone!Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.chuckshwagg'dup

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Shana*
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April 2, 2012 5:38pm UTC

me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
not mine, my friends' facebook status

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