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  1. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2015 10:24pm UTC
    When someone hurts you enough, you become afraid that everyone else is going to do the same.

  2. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2015 5:13pm UTC
    I don't know why I still have feelings for you. there's just something about you that won't let me move on

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 10:48am UTC
    Of course
    gays dress well!
    They didn't spend all that time in the
    closet doing nothing!
    (Not meant to be offensive....just
    thought it was clever)

  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 2:32am UTC
    "Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer
    with slow internet to see who they really are" -Will Ferrell

  5. blondebabe* blondebabe*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    You're So Fake You Make Barbie Look Real


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    I don't hate you it's just...... No I hate you.

  8. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 12:37pm UTC
    maybe one day
    you will realize how
    much i like you
    so that maybe
    just maybe
    you might give me
    a chance

  9. comers comers
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    I get my hopes up over the smallest thing's
    You sent me a message and i think wow maybe he kinda likes me
    but then he goes back to ignoring me
    and i feel like im not good enough once again

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    Have you ever liked someone so much that just hearing their name or seeing a picture of them makes you so happy, you just have to sit there smiling:)

  11. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 7:39am UTC
    of course they're gonna know what **** is,by the time they get to 4th grade they've got the discovery channel,

  12. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    Adventures of my Dad
    Episode #3: Rabies
    *Apparently my dad was bitten by stray dog prior to him picking me up from piano lessons*
    Dad: Chavonda, you would never guess what happened!
    Me: Ok.
    Dad: So here's what happened. A dog was sleeping underneath the van, and I was opening the door and I accidently stepped on its tail, and it bit me!
    Me: Dad, that's actually serious. You should get that checked out.
    Dad: Nah, it's cool. The bite wasn't deep.
    Me: What if the dog had rabies?
    Dad: He didn't.
    Me: How'd you know?
    Dad: He told me.
    Me: -_-
    Dad: Plus, I'm a doctor.
    Me: No, dad, you're not.
    Dad: I am! I'm Dr. Charles! I should be on Grey's Anatomy.
    Me: If you are a doctor, then how would you treat a dog bite?
    Dad: With medicine.

  13. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 12:18pm UTC
    If he only wants your breasts, legs and thighs.
    Send him to KFC.

  14. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    There are 12 months in a year, 365 days in 12 months, but only 24 hours in a day. Except on Monday. That b*stard has at least 30.

  15. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    You have a boyfriend?
    Yes.
    How old is your boyfriend?
    40 years old.
    Your 16 years old and your boyfriend is 40 years old?
    Yep.
    Cleverbot is a phyco.

  16. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Who's your favourite from one direction?
    Niall Horan.
    Hmmm, I like Harry, Niall is cute too,.
    Harry is a manwhore.
    No, Harry is husband Louis Tomlinson.
    EVEN CLEVERBOT KNOWS LARRY IS REAL.

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Person: So how long have you been single?
    Me: Since birth.

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying

  19. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    How wild it was, to let it be.

  20. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 9:10am UTC
    .....
    A mosquito landed on my boyfriends butt... Easiest decision of my life.
    .....

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