Adventures of my Dad
Episode #3: Rabies
*Apparently my dad was bitten by stray dog prior to him picking me up from piano lessons*
Dad: Chavonda, you would never guess what happened!
Me: Ok.
Dad: So here's what happened. A dog was sleeping underneath the van, and I was opening the door and I accidently stepped on its tail, and it bit me!
Me: Dad, that's actually serious. You should get that checked out.
Dad: Nah, it's cool. The bite wasn't deep.
Me: What if the dog had rabies?
Dad: He didn't.
Me: How'd you know?
Dad: He told me.
Me: -_-
Dad: Plus, I'm a doctor.
Me: No, dad, you're not.
Dad: I am! I'm Dr. Charles! I should be on Grey's Anatomy.
Me: If you are a doctor, then how would you treat a dog bite?
Dad: With medicine.