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  1. Browneyedblondie Browneyedblondie
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    You. Are. Beautiful.
    Pinky Promise. <3

  2. Nicoleoleo Nicoleoleo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Well he didn't text me back. Obviously someone broke in, stole his phone, chopped his head off & he's now dead. Obviously.

  3. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    Forget how close
    you two once were.
    Remember now,
    he's chosen her. ♥
    Forget he made
    your dreams come true.
    Remember now,
    she loves him too.♥
    nmf/nmq

  4. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 9:28pm UTC
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  5. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME
    because I don't think that they'd understand.

  6. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    When I die...I want to be burried in a bikini with confetti and rubber chikens.
    Why?So some archaeologist will have an awesome day when he finds me.

  7. SecretxWish SecretxWish
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:27pm UTC
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  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Dear Mosquitos,
    I think Mother Nature takes enough blood from me already.
    Sincerely, I'll need a blood donor soon.

  9. All4fieldhockey7 All4fieldhockey7
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I...threaten my computer,yell at my phone like it's going to yell back,talk to things that obviously can't talk back,cry over boys,run into things,& sing even though i'm terrible at it.I'm a teenager.♥

  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 9:26pm UTC
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    SHOULDN'T THE TERM
    "I slept like a baby"
    mean you slept three hours and cried until someone fed you?♥
    Format by XxprettixX

  11. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:07pm UTC
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    I'm a smart person,
    I Just do stupid things.
    Format by XxprettixX

  12. lillyxannx8 lillyxannx8
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Finding hidden innopropriate jokes
    in kid tv shows. ♥

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Look At Me
    & you'll see a girl with a smile; but the truth is,
    i t' s b e e n f a k e f o r a w h i l e

  14. bbbbbbygrl bbbbbbygrl
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    don't you just hate it when //
    you're personally victimized by
    r e g i n a g e o r g e ♥♥♥
    font not mine.
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    & here's an idea
    just out of the blue
    how about you fall for me
    as hard as I fell for you?
    N M Q

  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    People are Lonely
    Because they build walls instead of bridges

  18. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    i want you today,
    tomorrow , next week , and for the rest of my life.♥

  19. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Dear his new 'her',
    Here are some things I thought you should know.
    -He misses playing piano, and wishes he could try again.
    -He has crazy, messed up dreams that he will love to tell you.
    -He goes to sleep early, and wakes up early.
    -He is an amazing kisser.
    -He has the longest arms ever, so when he wraps his arms around you, make sure he's comfortable.
    -He never tells when he's hurt, so make him go to the doctors if something happens.
    -His parents are hard on him, make him feel better when they make him feel bad.
    -His niece is his world, accept that she will ALWAYS be his number one.
    -He misses his grandma more than anyone, help him remember her.
    -His favorite color is green and he watches action shows.
    -Scary movies are his absolute favorite.
    -He could drink a 24 pack of Dr.Pepper if you don't stop him.
    -He may talk about suicide, so please, please stop him.
    -Watch him play basketball, he's amazing, & he loves it.
    -He will always laugh at your jokes, no matter how stupid.
    -Notice how beautiful his eyes are, stare into them.
    -Be nice to his friends.
    - He hates pictures, but if you beg, he'll finally take one.
    -Never let him go.
    -Love him better than I ever could.

  20. itsAbby itsAbby
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Millionaires:
    if you don't have trampoline floors,
    & a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool,
    give me your money.
    cause clearly, you're wasting it.
    nmf
    LAYOUTCREDI
    

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