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  1. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:47am UTC
    hey, i need people to follow. comment (not fave, bcuz i love comments) and i will check out your profile, huehuehue

  2. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    what time do you need me? Iam unavailable whenever thattime is.

  3. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    *cries under the mistletoe witha bottle of vodka*

  4. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 11:57am UTC
    switching on your computerbefore you make yourself foodso by the time you come backyour computer is turned on andwaiting for you like a nakedlove

  5. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    Beyoncé fans support anything
    she do. She could throw Blue
    Ivy in the ocean and kill her and
    they'd be like "YASS B, throw
    that lil b/tch"

  6. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:14am UTC
    I know many songs that would
    be nice to slow dance to but no
    one will ever want to slow
    dance with me so instead I just
    listen to them in the dark and
    cry

  7. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 8:02am UTC
    My teacher said hi to me in the
    hallway because I’m famous

  8. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    oh sorry i was thinking aboutmyself did you want something

  9. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    I hate the feeling when youhave to say goodbye tosomeone you want to spendevery minute with.

  10. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Oliver could blow his cigarette
    smoke in my face and i’d say
    thank you

  11. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:38am UTC
    pretty girls who are pretty even
    when they're looking their
    worst make me so sad because
    i'm ugly even when i'm looking
    my best

  12. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    10 pm sounds like a good timeto start all the homework duetomorrow that I had all week tofinish.

  13. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 8:01am UTC
    some music i want to share
    with everyone but some music
    it’s like no stop what are you
    doing that’s mine

  14. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 7:57am UTC
    i have respect for female bandmembers cause imagine havingyour period on tour omfg

  15. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 5:28am UTC
    the worst thing is whensomeone insults you andthey’re right

  16. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:26am UTC
    please stop asking me about
    my future I'll cry

  17. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 8:14am UTC
    do u
    ever suddenly realise how
    unpopular and disliked and
    lonely you are and then you’re
    kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o
    k

  18. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 4:29am UTC
    DO DOGS EVEN REALISE HOWMUCH I WANT TO HUG THEMALWAYS

  19. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    never trust aperson who talks to their petsin their normal voice

  20. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:06am UTC
    When I was in like 6th grade this
    girl on my bus said she had a
    secret to tell me and she took a
    deep breath and she was like “I'm
    bisexual” and I was just like okay
    and then she started crying and
    hugged me because she was
    afraid nobody would accept her
    but I really just didn't know what
    bisexual meant

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