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potatoesforlife

Status: I only cry tears made of diamonds

Member Since: 29 Oct 2013 08:08am

Last Seen: 12 May 2015 06:58am

Birthday: May 28

Location: fucking Lithuania ._.

Gender: F

user id: 374023

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a piece of sh/t.
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  1. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    I want to form a band called
    ‘the homeless’ and when my
    band gets haters and they’ll
    say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’
    everybody else will be like wtf
    what kind of sick person are
    you how dare you but without
    them knowing that ‘the
    homeless’ is actually my
    awesome band.

  2. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 9:37am UTC
    So today it snowed for the first
    time this year and I've naturally
    been online all day and didn't
    know so I went to take out the
    garbage in bare feet and
    stepped in an inch snow and I
    just yelled "what the f/ck" and I
    just heard my neighbour in his
    backyard go “oh my god she’s
    outside”

  3. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 7:10am UTC
    It’s weird how british people
    say “lift” instead of “elevator”
    and how my dad says “you are
    a dissappointment” instead of
    “I love you”.

  4. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:38am UTC
    IF YOU
    WANNA BE MY LOVER you gotta get away from my
    friends because they’re more
    attractive looking and cooler than
    me and you might choose them
    instead which I completely
    understand because I'm ugly

  5. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    where can I get one of thosekim kardashian or paris hiltonjobs where they just kind of payyou to exist

  6. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:15am UTC
    *eats my feelings and anyonewho hurts them*

  7. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:35am UTC
    taylor swift could make a
    screamo album all in spanish
    and she’d still be categorized
    as a country artist.

  8. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    I don’t like talking with people
    about emotional stuff because
    then they learn things about
    me and get to know me and
    can defeat me

  9. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 11:31am UTC
    I wish my parentspushed me into becoming ateen pop sensation so I couldbe partying with Rihannainstead of worrying about mygrades

  10. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 11:28am UTC
    do you ever get in one of those
    moods where you’re like
    feeling okay but you’re really
    sad at the same time and you
    just want to talk to someone
    and make them hug you but
    you feel annoying so you kind
    of just sit there being really sad

  11. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    If you’re not faving all my quotes all the time what are you
    doing

  12. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    should I use a public bathroomor should I hold my pee until Idie

  13. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 11:27am UTC
    will you still love me when
    i’m old and uglier

  14. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:00am UTC
    My friend yelled at me because
    I didn’t know this girl was mute
    but how was I suppose to know
    she was mute if she never told

  15. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 7:03am UTC
    me: *laughs*
    parents: what's so funny, what's going on, who are you talking to, can I see what's the joke haha, I bet that's great, what are you trying to hide from us

  16. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 7:01am UTC
    reasons to date me
    * I’ll want to hang out all the time
    * I’ll tell lots of terrible jokes
    * I’ll always want to share your food
    * I’ll text you 24/7
    Reasons not to date me
    * see above

  17. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:57am UTC
    *Sending emails to teachers*
    Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
    Teacher: ok lol thanxx :-)

  18. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:55am UTC
    "ugh how can you like that movie it’s terrible"
    "have you watched it?"
    "well, no—"
    Bye

  19. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    How do peoplelive without being me

  20. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    *blinkswith one eye opened so no onehas the opportunity to kill me*

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