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pooferzz

Status: Happy Halloween(:

Member Since: 12 May 2012 08:24pm

Last Seen: 1 Nov 2012 05:56pm

Location: In Your House.

Gender: F

user id: 299270

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  1. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    "Remmeber that time....."
    No.

  2. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    *Me on Witty*
    *Scrolll*
    *Scroll*
    *Laugh*
    *Liike*
    Did someone just follow me!?
    *Like every quote*
    *Follow back*
    *Stalk*

  3. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    What is a good quote?
    A good quote is something witty, clever, funny or inspirational that you would want to hang on your wall and read again and again. A good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it. A good quote is something strangers would reblog or print out and hang on their walls.
    Well then. Makes you think
    dosent it.

  4. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    When people say,
    "So the other day..."
    It usaully means like weeks ago.

  5. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Me:My cat did it.
    Friend:You dont have a cat!
    Me: But i DO have a fish.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me;
    Friend:

  6. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    *Meeting A Bunch A New People*
    Random Person: Hey!
    Me: Hey there....asdfghjk right?

  7. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Yesterday is history.««
    And tomorrow is a ººmysteryºº.
    ||||Today}}...
    is a ¤gift.¤
    That's why it's called {{}}the present.
    {Credit.

  8. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    ♫♪♫♪♫♪

  9. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Blondes Year in Review:
    January- Took scarf back to store because it was too tight!!
    February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.. "duh" bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!!
    March- Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said 2-4 years.
    April- Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!!
    May- Tried to make Kool- Aid.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.....
    June- Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope!!!!
    July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!!!
    August- Got locked out of car in rainstorm, car got swamped, because the top was down!!!!
    September- The capital of California is "C"-- isn't it?!
    October- Hate M&Ms ... they are too hard to peel!!!!
    November- Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days... instructions said 1 pound per hour, and I weigh 108!!!
    December- Couldn't call 911..."duh" there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

  10. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:37pm UTC
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  11. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Once apon a time...
    San Diego was once the capital city of Tennessee.

  12. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Me: Hey did you see the guy hiding from the leezbiAns at the mall?
    Friend: What? Noooo?
    Me: Hehe i did..

  13. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:25pm UTC
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  14. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Aww Chat wont work..Making me sad n'stuff.

  15. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    The only reason |\|\|\|\|
    people get lost in thought is........
    because it's unfamiliar territory.

  16. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Dear Gotta_Be_You, ( I know your name but i dont wanna say it(: )
    Remmmeber all those fight s about who loved who more?
    I won.

  17. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Oh, you model? For whos agency Instagram?

  18. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 8:48am UTC
    I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
    :)

  19. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Talking to Cleverbot!:)
    User: Hide your kids.
    Cleverbot: I don't have any.
    User: Hide your wife.
    Cleverbot: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband.
    User: Cause the rapen everybody out there.

  20. pooferzz pooferzz
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:17pm UTC
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