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1. pomlove9235
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   November 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC
   i love my boyfriend soooo much!
   he kisses me in the rain
   he calls me back when i hang up
   he pauses his MW3 game and texts me back
   he kisses me goodbye in front of his friends
   he yells at girls when they make fun of me
   I couldn't ask for anybody more perfect.
   And then i woke up and realized it was a dream... fml</3
   
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2. pomlove9235
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   October 25, 2011 4:45pm UTC
   So i took a quiz today...
   Question: Tommy had 32 pieces of candy. He ate 28. What does he have?
   My answer: Diabetes
   consider me failed.(:
   (True story)
   
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3. pomlove9235
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   October 22, 2011 12:47pm UTC
   Words can't describe how much i love watching the hockey team take their shirts off and run around the school 19 times <3
   
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4. pomlove9235
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   October 22, 2011 11:00am UTC
   my boyfriend: i would hate to lose you. you mean the world to me and i love you so frickin much. when we break up im gonna be a wreck
   me: awhhh(: so how many other girls have you said that to?
   my boyfriend: ohh about 6
   me: dick...
   (true story)
   
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5. pomlove9235
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   October 21, 2011 11:28pm UTC
   If i get at least 600 people to fave this my guy friend will say to our teacher that he didn't do the assignment because its in his daughter's bed.
   soo please fave(:
   
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6. pomlove9235
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   October 21, 2011 4:33pm UTC
   So today our school had a pep rally.
   My friend was in it and had to spin in saran wrap.
   she had to run across the gym and shove her face into a pie
   she starts to run in a diagnal and faceplanted into a pile full of tubas.
   she never made it to the pie...
   THIS MADE MY LIFE:
   and now everyone is facebooking it.
   (true story)
   
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7. pomlove9235
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   October 15, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   He hugs me in front of his friends
   His ex-girlfriends make fun of me; he yells at them
   He always mentions how much he loves me
   He pauses his black ops game to reply to my texts
   He planned out how he was going to kiss me
   He tells his friends to give us space so we can be alone
   Can i please marry him?<3
   
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8. pomlove9235
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   October 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
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9. pomlove9235
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   October 8, 2011 10:51pm UTC
   So my dad got a facebook:
   my status: WTF
   my dad commented: what does wtf mean?
   me: welcome to facebook(:
   WIN.
   
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10. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    "The spider is more scared of you then you are of it"
    "OH REALLY? DID IT TELL YOU THAT?"
    
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11. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    A blonde was withdrawing money from an ATM machine.
    The second blonde: HAHA I SAW YOUR PIN NUMBER! ITS FOUR STARS!
    The first blonde: YOUR WRONG! ITS 1755!
    Fave if you get it(:
    
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12. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 6:16pm UTC
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13. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    me: "I'll have one of those $5 foot longs"
    cashier: "that'll be $7.50"
    me: "WTF?"
    
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14. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you tell a fat joke to a fat kid and don't realize it... fml
    
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15. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    That kick-a*s moment when your teacher doesn't think your listening so they call and you and you get the answer right it's kinda like "WHAT NOW B*ITCH"
    fave if this has happened to you(:
    
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    October 8, 2011 4:58pm UTC
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    October 8, 2011 3:24pm UTC
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18. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    Dear mom,
    I'm wearing skinny jeans.
    Sincerely,
    If i can't get them off, neither can the rapist
    
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19. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 1:46pm UTC
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20. pomlove9235
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    October 8, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you get in the car and there's no candy...
    
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