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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 26, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Me talking to math teacher: I have liek 2 hipster teachers....
Math teacher : Hug 'em
Me : Genius

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 25, 2013 11:32pm UTC

That moment when a little kid looks at you for a long time and stares into your soul

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October 23, 2013 12:10am UTC

And then god created Saturn
And he liked it, So he put a ring on it.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 23, 2013 12:08am UTC

I Tried showing off in front of my crush... But i just Face planted the floor.
Thats how unique i am ;-;

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 20, 2013 10:51pm UTC

When you are sad, just remember
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 20, 2013 10:45pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
If you go on google maps and type:
52.376552, 5.198303
you will see a man dragging a dead body into the lake.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 7, 2013 7:21pm UTC

I Would kinda think about something like spider. And how they pop up on you..
I Would imagine them say : 'YO, IM HERE TO SCARE THE SHITALKING MUSHROOMS OUTTA YOU!'

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 6, 2013 11:43pm UTC

* Bucket list *
*Hug a hipster

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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October 6, 2013 11:34pm UTC

Me : WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Crush : DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! ^_^

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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September 23, 2013 10:12pm UTC

*alice in wonderland play*
Tweedle Doo actor : We need a girl to be tweedle dum
Devin : What about tweedle devin.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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September 15, 2013 10:18pm UTC

WHOOOO! i got a new quote in my head! GOTTA GO TO WITTY PROFILES! ^o^.
*types in witty proflies*
what the hells wrong with me D;

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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September 15, 2013 10:16pm UTC

SMH
SCRATCH MY HEAD

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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September 12, 2013 6:03pm UTC

other people: I GOT 1st PLACE!! ^o^
me: i got 3rd place, lets go home. im hungry.

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September 10, 2013 11:40pm UTC

That moment.
When you touch your crotch.
I mean crush. o_o

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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September 10, 2013 11:09pm UTC

k
(definition)
This conversation is now over.

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September 6, 2013 6:36pm UTC

My SISTER ate the WHOLE chips up & there were some left.
i said 'let me have the REST! theres more CHIPS!'
SHE Said 'NO, your FAT, you've Had enough!'
GUURL! Im Skinny & she callin' ME fat.
Shes the HUMONGUS one .-.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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September 5, 2013 11:17pm UTC

NEVER EVER PASS UP A HARD WORKING GIRL AT A X-COUNTRY MEET!
Ya know why? :
She'll YELL :
'I WONT LET YOU WIN!!'

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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August 31, 2013 12:46am UTC

My sister has to ruin my day. by hitting me. & she dont even feel bad.
i wish she could know how i feel.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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August 31, 2013 12:42am UTC

*teacher shows class her old photo's*
Justin: That sweater tho.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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August 20, 2013 11:49am UTC

You know whats better than food? Nothing :)

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