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  1. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    The daker the skies,
    the brighter the stars.
    —(DS)

  2. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Dad: If there's a tornado everyone go to the basement.
    Except for you Jasmine, You go to the attic.
    Love you too Dad -_-

  3. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    How Popular Girls Walk: *Hair flips perfectly and does model walk*
    How Popular Guys Walk: *Snapbacks on perfectly and walks dope like with hands in pockets*
    How My Friends Walk: *dinosaur arms while leaning back like retards hissing at everyone they see*

  4. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Read out loud:
    Alpha Kenny Body.

  5. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:45am UTC
    If all good things
    come to an end,
    Why don't all bad things, too?

  6. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 5:19am UTC
    She silently stands
    Infront of the grave,
    Glancing down
    At the blue
    Flowers in her hand.
    She stands
    And cries
    And wonders why
    Good things happen
    To those who don't deserve it
    cs

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something
    so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

  10. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you find out one of your best friend's boyfriend is your step cousin.

  11. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Thank you everyone who told me happy birthday!
    It means a lot.
    And Thank You For The Birthday Cats, Steve!
    I love you all! :)
    All of that makes me want to stay <3

  12. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    All the girls on my cheerleading team
    find it surprising that I've never kissed
    a guy before and find it even MORE
    surprising when I say I've never even
    held hands with a guy.
    Ever.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    "Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Walk into the club like
    "No free Wifi? K bye."

  15. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:42pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    LISTEN TO
    THE WEEKND

  16. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 4:02pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    BE
    YOURSELF

  17. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:12am UTC
    *eats leg*
    NO! I NEED THOSE LEGS FOR... kicking babies.... o_o

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:09am UTC
    That awesome moment
    When you look at the guy in the car next to you
    And he's jamming out to the same song as you

  19. theinfinitejar theinfinitejar
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:07am UTC
    Does anyone still laugh when someone farts in the middle of class?

  20. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    that moment when you hear 'i have to fart'
    -.- let'r rip!

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