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pjmcc2

1. pjmcc2
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 2:38am UTC
   That awkward moment when you get on an elevator and you're going down when it stops for somebody and you get off on that floor and you get completly lost.....
   
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2. pjmcc2
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   When you go to charge you phone, and when you go to get it back you realize it was never charging.
   type here
   
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3. pjmcc2
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   February 3, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   Sadly, I am the little piece of cereal on the wrong side of the spoon.
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4. pjmcc2
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   February 1, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   IM the problem
   
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5. pjmcc2
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   January 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   I can eat an entire pizza and never get fat.
   Guys for the win.
   
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6. pjmcc2
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   January 22, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   Being defended is one of the best feelings ever.
   SECRET
   
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7. pjmcc2
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2011 9:06pm UTC
   My problem with witty is that the title implies the profiles inculde witicisms, but most of them are just places to vent from.
   Make me smile damn it.
   
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8. pjmcc2
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   December 25, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   The stalker in me wants out...
   
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9. pjmcc2
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 12:39pm UTC
   I'm a guy on Witty.
   Talk to me.
   LOLJKGTFOIMTAKEN
   
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10. pjmcc2
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    I'll be right back, I'm going to go make my girlfriend a sandwhich.
    
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11. pjmcc2
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    December 16, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Apparently I listen!
    
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12. pjmcc2
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    December 16, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    He's like a weird stalker that were BOTH dating.
    
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13. pjmcc2
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    November 22, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    How many times does she ask you to make qoutes about her?
    
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14. pjmcc2
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    November 8, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    I never stop missing her.
    
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15. pjmcc2
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    November 8, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    No matter how often she says I'm perfect, I can never see why.
    
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16. pjmcc2
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    November 5, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Just the thought of her smile keeps me happy all day.
    
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17. pjmcc2
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    The Universe is billions and billions of miles big, but how come the lego is always in the exact spot i step in?
    
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