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  1. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    i saw this on someone's car :
    "i love walking in the rain because
    no one knows i'm crying"

  2. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    Mom, can i stay home from life today?

  3. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Is it bad that the only thing I look forward to in my day is my witty notifications??

  4. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    not answering the phone
    is okay only when i do it

  5. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    School is one of the main reasons for all my anxiety

  6. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    *the talk that your mom gives you before a relative comes over*

  7. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 1:03pm UTC
    when's the part where life is fair to me??

  8. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    Me : Yay mid-terms are over!!
    Me : *decides to relax for a while*
    Mom : Now, you better start studying for finals

  9. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    she just stood there
    and watched
    how everything worked out for them
    and not for her

  10. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    it never happens like it should

  11. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    look
    you may be really hot
    but it just doesn't go
    with your stupid personality

  12. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    Don't try to be perfect
    because if you succeed,
    no one will like you
    and that's how society is today

  13. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 8:07am UTC
    that kid who asks
    the teacher to explain
    everything
    she taught, all over again
    stop it

  14. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC
    People who hate Pokemon
    have a serious mental problem.

  15. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 12:33pm UTC
    Don't try to fix what's not broken
    -Enrique Iglesias

  16. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 11:55am UTC
    Mom : Aww, you've been studying for hours...
    Why don't you take a break and do some Math??

  17. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    Its like the darkness is the light

  18. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    Oh, haven't i suffered enough??

  19. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    *downloading video*
    me : in the mean time, let me finish my homework
    me : *finishes homework*
    me : *finishes high school*
    me : *finishes college*
    me : *gets a job*
    me : *gets married*
    me : *has kids*
    me : *grows old*
    me : *lives with 30 cats*
    me : *dies*
    *video downloaded*

  20. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    do you ever get this feeling of
    pouring hot coffee on someone?

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