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posted a quote
December 28, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.
nmq

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posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:09pm UTC

how can i be expected to choose a
career path when i can't even decide
what i'm going to wear tomorrow??

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posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC

*takes selfie*
*looks at selfie*
*cries for 200 years*

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posted a quote
December 26, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Me : *harmlessly sitting all by myself*
Mom : Whoa! ur hair looks soo messy..Lemme tie it up for you
Me : Okay
Mom : *grabs a brush for my hair*
Me : Ouch!
Mom : Why are you yelling at me?!?
Me : But i wasn't-
Mom : You better not raise your voice young lady!
Me : It hurt when you-
Mom : No..Just stop talking!
_________________________________________________________
Mom : *yells from 3 rooms away*
Me : WHAT?I COULDN'T HEAR YOU!!
Mom : *runs to my room*
Mom : wth??Why are you yelling at me??
Me : But i wasn't-
Mom : You better not raise your voice young lady!
Me : I couldn't hear y-
Mom : No..Just stop talking!

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posted a quote
December 26, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Person : Hey, how are you??
Me : I'm soo frustrated!
Person : Well, hey frustrated. I'm-
Me : Don't..Just don't

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posted a quote
December 26, 2013 12:05pm UTC

*song fnishes playing*
*awkward silence in the room*

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posted a quote
December 26, 2013 10:28am UTC

The only thing i get from selfies is
blindness for the next 10 seconds

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posted a quote
December 25, 2013 11:03am UTC

Can't trust nobody

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December 25, 2013 11:00am UTC

True friends are like unicorns
They don't exist

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posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I don't know why random people on the street look at me like I killed their dog or something

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posted a quote
December 22, 2013 11:39am UTC

Mom, I know you're upset..But,
what are you yelling at me for??

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posted a quote
December 22, 2013 10:52am UTC

if you aspire to be something big but
you feel like you're not beautiful enough,
just remember that Mila Kunis has
heterochromia iridum because of which
her eyes are of different colors
But that didn't stop her
and that doesn't make her ugly

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posted a quote
December 21, 2013 1:45pm UTC

i
wonder
if
people
will
notice
when
i'm
gone

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posted a quote
December 21, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Demi : i smuggled cocaine on airplanes
Society : That poor girl :( She's gone through so much
_______________________________________________
Miley : I smoked on stage..(and did numerous other stuff)
Society : She's the artist of the year!!
_______________________________________________
Me : Well, i had a bag of chips today
Society : That b/tch
(and no offense to all the Lovatics and Smilers
personally i love both of them a lot)

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posted a quote
December 21, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Its time someone asks this question..what thehell is a turtle-dove?

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posted a quote
December 19, 2013 9:41am UTC

Person : Hey can you-
Me : No can do's ville baby doll

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posted a quote
December 19, 2013 9:33am UTC

do you ever have these "ugh" moments when you think
about something embarrassing that happened to you
long ago and just cringe??

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posted a quote
December 19, 2013 9:27am UTC

one of the worst things is to wake up on a thursday morning thinking its friday

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posted a quote
December 18, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Teacher : ...............................
Teacher : I hope u understood everything I explained now

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posted a quote
December 18, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Me : *does homework*
Friend : *doesn't do homework*
Teacher : omg..there's no time to check your homework
____________
Me : *doesn't do homework*
Friend : *does homework*
Teacher : I believe I gave u all home
work..lemme check it now

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