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January 14, 2014 1:20pm UTC

and the worst part is
that i don't even have
time for a breakdown

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January 13, 2014 2:46pm UTC

Life is simple
Without the pimples

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January 12, 2014 10:47am UTC

20 years later:
Me, to my kid : When i was your age, we had nine planets

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January 9, 2014 1:48pm UTC

And who else makes up stories in their head thinking "i could totally be an author"??

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January 8, 2014 12:34pm UTC

my will-power : *escapes and falls off a cliff*

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January 8, 2014 12:32pm UTC

family : Aww, you've been studying a lot.Why don't you take a break??
me : *takes a break*
family : WTF??!!how dare you step out of your room??!Get back to your books this instant!

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January 7, 2014 12:58pm UTC

Well, life isn't all about love

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January 6, 2014 12:30pm UTC

Take your age
Add 5 to it.and then subtract 5 from it..that's your present age

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January 4, 2014 2:29pm UTC

Yes Mom.Its all my fault.Its my fault I'm sick.Its my fault that Pluto isn't a planet anymore and it WILL be my fault if there's no life on mars
I'm so sorry

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posted a quote
January 2, 2014 1:23pm UTC

Do you remember when
I asked for your opinion??
Yeah,
Neither do i

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posted a quote
January 2, 2014 1:19pm UTC

Dear Life,
I have a perfectly good
grasp that you are not
fair.So stop teaching me
that lesson

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January 1, 2014 11:44am UTC

Well 2013 can suck it

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posted a quote
December 31, 2013 9:51am UTC

Another year begins tomorrow
Oh, how many more to go??