pirate0fdeath

Status: The library is my home :3

Member Since: 24 Aug 2012 02:30am

Last Seen: 14 Sep 2012 04:27am

Location: Narnia and not happy about it

Gender: F

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Emma|13|Australia

Fan-girl | Wannabe artist | shitastic ninja | dumb-ass | Cries over Jalex | Tumbler addict | obsesses over anime | Cat person | Half-narwhal

ABOUT ME:
I like cucuumbers and reading jalex fan fictions. I basically revolve my life around bands. One day I want bright blue hair and lyric tattoos, I want to own a red teapot and a cat called Bubbles. I do sometimes like to debate and I'm very open-minded about most things so if you feel the need to challenge me then go ahead, make my day. I like to think of myself as artistic although I'm not too good at it. If it wasn't for tumbIr no one would find me funny. I like to write fictional stories and I do sometimes read but I'm pretty fussy about what I read though. I procrastinate way to much and I should probably focus more on my school work but anyway. I'm an agnostic atheist but I respect every religion and anyones' opinions as long as they're not rude and just plain stupid. I'm a very socially awkward penguin and I'm quite clumsy too.
I'm here for anyone who wants advice or just someone to listen to them, I don't bite!

S.W.A.G= SEX WITH ALEX GASKARTH
Y.O.L.9.T= YOU ONLY LIVE 9 TIMES

pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:40am UTC

Teacher: You're here to learn
Me: No, I'm here because it's the law

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pirate0fdeath
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September 14, 2012 3:38am UTC

When I'm in class:
Me: Why is the clock so slow?
Me: I wonder when my teacher lost her virginity.
Me: The f-ck is this?
Me: Shut up, no one cares about your weekend.
Me: Don't touch my stuff, peasant.
Me: oh haha so funny
Me: wat

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:03am UTC

It might not be my weekend,
but it's gonna be my year.

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:56am UTC

Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and I will try to
fix you.

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:53am UTC

How can I believe that anyone loves me if I can't even love myself?

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 5:47am UTC

When I turn 18
Mum: Go do this
Me: Dobby is a free elf now, Dobby has no master

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:30am UTC

plot twist: we are all actually neighbours but none of us socialize enough to realize

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 5:40am UTC

When it comes to tattoos I think that what a lot of people don't realize is the artistic side to them, the amount of talent and skill put into some of them is amazing. A lot see them as a stupid mistake that you'll regret when you're old but the thing is everything looks bad on you when you're wrinkly and fat so who cares. Having a tattoo on your body is like constantly having artwork with you or something meaningful that's always with you 24/7. Our bodies are like canvases waiting to be filled with intriquite artwork that'll last a lifetime.
So when I graduate I'm going to be a tattoo artist so that I can say that I'm the artist behind some of those artworks, so that I can say everyday I get to make people happy just by creating artwork.

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pirate0fdeath
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August 26, 2012 5:02am UTC

In the car today...
Me: Mum, would you rather be a car or a road?
Mum: Hmm, I think a road so that people will ride me.
Me: What mum? Yuck!
Mum: Wait no actually I'd want to be a car because I like being on top.
Me: Just shut up now!

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:45am UTC

If I push you away, pull me closer.
It's not your fault.
I've just been hurt too many times before
And I'm scared you'll be no different.

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:27am UTC

But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright.

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 3:32am UTC

Y.O.L.9.T= YOU ONLY LIVE 9 TIMES

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pirate0fdeath
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 3:11am UTC

And I'll cut 'till crimson falls over the bedroom walls
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