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laurlaur
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September 21, 2011 5:36pm UTC

I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

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driscoll08x
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September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
and my face hits the mirror.
nmf

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xotristy12xo
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October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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Nananananaa
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July 27, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Survey - Fave for yes comment for no
Should the Vent category come back to www.wittyprofiles.com?
Yes
No

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Hale_Storm18
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August 2, 2012 9:47am UTC

Dear people from the UK who hate Americans,
You colonized us.
Sincerely,
You caused this awesomeness

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ilovechu5
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August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC

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Qutiepie3229
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July 30, 2012 11:36am UTC

Lotion is great...
Until you must open a door.
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tattiewattie
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July 30, 2012 11:46am UTC

kay guyss..
Every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
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UND3R
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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HeyLaaurenFace
MayaStyles
Flossyx
tattiewattie

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ily312
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July 30, 2012 11:24am UTC

Whats one way 5 gay boys go?
one direction.
:p

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summerlovin78
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July 20, 2011 10:56pm UTC

Hair commericals
are just a little too over dramatic.
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LittleMissy53
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July 20, 2011 11:13pm UTC

I'm a teenage girl
My BFF Becky texted me saying she kissed Johnny.
Well that's a problem
Because I like Johnny
Now i am emotionally compromised.
I am all "OMG..."
Becky's not even hot.

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