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*Elena;~ ♥*

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September 19, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Sexually active middle schoolers
scare me.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
September 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

*Runs into a chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f.cking should be

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gab*
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September 18, 2013 5:26pm UTC

it literally does not matter whether i get 3 or 13 hours of sleep just the fact i'm getting up at 6:00 in the morning means i'm tired

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 3:08pm UTC

men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy a.sshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.

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bye*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
and put it in a book,
like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC

basically i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides that fact that you drink, smoke, or do drugs.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Have you ever just wanted to own a balcony
so you could walk out like they do in the movies
and open your doors with the curtains blowing in
the wind and take a deep refreshing breath and
just smile

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:50pm UTC

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are what if that happened in real life what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started randomly singing because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Dear family,
I'm not sure if you've noticed, but my earbuds
are currently in my ears. I.cant.hear.you.
Sincerely, Erica

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:56am UTC

Sister: YOUR NOT MY MOM!
Me: Well I'm glad I'm not your mum cause, let's face it, I would never give birth to......
Me: *looks up and down with sassy face*
Me: ........That.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:59pm UTC

i hate how you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job, what if wanted to be a duck or a bird, its not fair

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC

- Are you an angel?
- No, why?
- Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
- I'm not an angel though.
- Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
- You know, your mum is very wise.
- Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:47pm UTC

"you wear that shirt a lot."
yeah that's because i own it.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 3:20pm UTC

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:16pm UTC

*annoyed teenage girl voice*
*snaps in a z formation* Bîtch.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

If you ever need a friend remember I will always be here for you
Especially when you're
(ಥ ̯ ಥ) Upset
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ (︶︹︺) Making me a third wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•) Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡) Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:52pm UTC

But you don't understand
how hard it is,
waking up everyday,
looking in the mirror, and thinking,
"wow, i just wanna bang someone rn lol"
it's hard.

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 1:25pm UTC

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked'
— A thrilling story about my academic life

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 1:22pm UTC

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